Kiss

When 2Gether is auctioned off to girls for charity, Chad, who has never kissed a girl, faints out of fear of having to kiss his date. Doug tries to help Chad by telling him what to say to the girl during his date using walkie-talkies. But this makes the date even worse until Doug shows up and Alyssa falls in love with him. Will Chad ever have his first kiss?

Meanwhile: Jerry and Mickey get the same girl and acuse each other of being gay, and Tom Lawless tries to satisfy the girl who got Qt since Qt is in the hospital.

Song: "U+Me=Us (Calculus)"