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FAQ
 | So, ummm, there's like chicks making out around here, so
does that mean you're a horny guy who likes to see women making it, or like
one'a'them alternative lifestyle types. |
Yes, I am female, and I am of a general orientation other
than heterosexual. As I mostly work, feed the cat, work some more,
occasionally get in some writing time, attend the odd play at the theater,
and try to avoid the temptation to throttle people who seriously need it, I
don't really think my lifestyle is all that alternative.
| Rumor has it you don't really exist and are merely a
simulacrum for someone else looking to be silly, enjoy a little stress free
fandom, and perhaps write some sex <suspicious look> |
Ummmm ... well ... that's possible. Oh, for crying out loud,
who'd name their kid Blaze? Well, okay, there was the one movie about the
hooker, but other than that....
| So ... give. |
Nope.
| So, why the site? |
I'm bored and trying to learn some idiosyncrasies of
FrontPage. It seemed like a good idea at the time. And hey, it got me to
download all these cool free themesets (and why, because the free ones that
come with the program suck).
Addendum: Yes, I gave in to pressure and paid for a theme.
Very cool, reasonably priced (remember, I'm cheap), and now I know how to do
subwebs too. Do you care about this? No (hey, I'm not totally clueless), but
I felt the need to mention it.
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Not to be rude, but you do know that you're a
little, well, weird, right? |
I prefer the term eccentric, but yes.
| We heard a rumor your mom got a higher score on one of
those "butch tests" |
What can I say, Mom's a whiz with power tools. I can build
you a computer, but trust me, you don't want me anywhere near your plumbing
with a pipe wrench, or near the engine on your car with so much as a cotton
swab. I am not mechanically inclined in any way, manner, or form.
| So, why a faq? |
It's late, I'm tired and felt like making a few bad jokes.
| Will this actually make it up on the site? |
God only knows.
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