Apologies
Posted Thursday, December 23, 2004
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Ryan, you blew it again. Just when the AR:AMO site was relaunched, you fucked it up." Well my friends, I'm here to tell you that I didn't do it. Yes, that's right, I am not responsible for abandoning this site for the past 5 months. You see, if a man has to steal bread to feed his starving family, that's not a crime, right? Well if I had to steal bread to update this site, then it would be wrong, right? Well I did. And I'm damn tired of everyone bitching about the bread. It's the best that I could steal, ok?
The Wisdom of Chase
Posted Tuesday, July 13, 2004
The following are the top 10 things I learned from Gene Chase's AP Government class.
10)Stay out of the red zone.
9) The government is like a 3-ring circus, full of checks and balances, and the constitution is a "living document."
8) "Welcome Wal-Mart shoppers," and "Would you like fries with that?"
7) Only 75% of you will make it past your freshman year.
6) D equals Diploma
5) "Hey, I'm just happy to be here."
4) Don't acquire gambling debt.
3) Watch out for those alcohol-filled melons.
2) Try not wave the stupid flag.
1) "Hey, not my problem."
Back from the dead...
Posted Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Holy crap. I know that's what you must be thinking. Yes indeed, the AR:AMO has been revived and with a much less assified design. Now I know what you're thinking: it's been almost two years since the last update, why should I believe that you're not just gonna leave me again? Don't worry baby, I promise I'll never do it again. I know, I know, I've said it all before, but I really mean it this time. Just give me a chance...I know you've been missin' my lovin'...so let's just cut the small talk, put on a little music, and see what happens...
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