Rolling Stones: Sympathy For The Dybbuk
Musician circa early 1984
MUSICIAN: Having just heard the new album for the first
time, I'm still in a mild state of shock over the lyrics. It's as if you've
dredged up every image of violence, sadism, pain and depravity in the
catalog and spewed them out. If I were your therapist
JAGGER: (cackling laugh) That's what Keith tries to be! If he
were here, he'd be asking me questions like that. He thinks I went over
the top on some of this stuff. But go on....
MUSICIAN: Well, it struck me as an exorcism of sorts,
perhaps mostly subconscious. lt's as if you were trying to confront all
the internal and external pain in the world and draw it out, expunge it
in order to come to grips with it.
JAGGER: Well, I don't know. That seems a very strong
thing for you to say, an exorcism of something. Obviously I wrote many
of the songs and words but I don't hear it as a whole yet, and I won't
for quite a while.
MUSICIAN: How did you react when Keith said it was "over
the top"?
JAGGER: I thought it was a natural response on his part because
it is a bit weird. In fact, there were a lot more weird things we recorded
that didn't get on the record, some because of time, some because of content...
but I did go over the top a bit. But once Keith realized it was sincere
and did have a meaning--whatever the meaning is, I'm not sure--he got
into it. Besides, if you hear a track like "Too Much Blood"
from the next room, you'd think it's dancey and nice, all you'd hear are
the drums going boom boom boom.. .so...you can dance to it.
MUSICIAN: When you say you're not sure what all this
imagery signifies, do you mean that all these images just pour through
you as if you were an oracle?
JAGGER: Yeah. It takes over, you know? I heard the album
all the way through for the first time last night and I did keep getting
these recurrent violent images but.. there is a lot of violence.. and
I don't really know why.
MUSICIAN: But can you turn around and face wherever
all this imagery is coming from and see what's trying to be said? For
instance, if I say that, to me, this album is the spiritual successor
to "Gimme Shelter," that this is what we want to take shelter
from, could you see that?
JAGGER: No, I can't.. shelter from the storm (laughs).
But if you give me some concrete examples of the lyrics or something I
could tell you. "She Was Hot," that's not particularly strange.
That's a love-on-the-road type of song. I quite like that one.
MUSICIAN: You want examples? Okay, let's pass by the
obvious Texas Chain Saw stuff to this. "I was married yesterday to
a teenage bride! You said it was only physical, but I love her deep inside!
I still see you in my dreams in my kitchen with a knife! With it poised
over your head, now who you gonna slice?" Well?
JAGGER: Violence? Nah, that's about when I was married
to a sushi chef. (giggles) I mean, they're not all violent. "Under
Cover Of Night" is a bit violent, but the next tune is a song about
the road, "She Was Hot." Then there's "Pain Of Love,"
uh, "Too Much Blood ""Must be Hell" is the last one....
MUSICIAN: Mick, this is not the work of a happily adjusted
man, calmly settled down and looking forward to having a. kid....
JAGGER: (cackles) Well, my life is not calm at all...
not so calm.
MUSICIAN: What constitutes a challenge for you at this
point?
JAGGER: It was a challenge just to get this frigging
record finished.
MUSICIAN: I can see I'm not going to get any direct
answers out of you.
JAGGER: No, you will!
MUSICIAN: / believe that you may be a medium for all
this stuf( as you implied, with no more idea of what it's all about as
the next guy. But can you stand back and look at it objectively and comment
on it? After all, you're not a frivolous person....
JAGGER: But I think I am a very frivolous person! That's
why it's hard for me to talk about these kind of things. I don't print
the words on the record; if you can't hear them it's too bad. I don't
think they're great works of poetry. "Pain Of Love," for instance,
is really just a playful song, I think. Just a kind of Lowell Fulsom soul
riff with a little smash of S&M.
MUSICIAN: What is it about S&M that fascinates youafterall
these years?
JAGGER: Well, love is painful sometimes, sex too. or
you can make it painful if you want to. Lots of people are fascinated
by it because everyone understands the pains of love and parting. But
I'm not really an S&M freak or anything. If I were, I'd say so...
and I'd get a lot of calls (cackles).
MUSICIAN: I'll mention that you don't make house calls.
Before we move on, are there any other insights about these lyrics you'd
like to share with us?
JAGGER: (thoughtfully) There are no cars on this album...
no cars at all.
MUSICIAN: "Waiting On A Friend" on Tattoo
You made me think you'd begun to tune in to a more compassionate side....
JAGGER: . . . Just let me be cynical for a moment. First
of all, it's really not about waiting on a woman friend. It's just about
a friend; it doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman. I can see people
saying, "Oh, we're all much older now, Mick's writing this much more
compassionate stuff, must be about a real
person." But that's only in their perception of it.
MUSICIAN: Still, it wasa more vulnerable, gentle side
of your image than what we usually see.
JAGGER: Yeah! I'm macho like Burt Reynolds, you know.
MUSICIAN: The resemblance is uncanny. In any case, you're
both middle-class culture heroes of sorts. Do you feel that your middle-class
upbringing and London School of Economics background is an important aid
in grounding you, so you don't really go over the top?
JAGGER: First of all, it made me a snob, especially
since very few people in England get to go to college. So therefore you
wind up with a feeling that you're okay intellectually, when probably
you're a jerk. I mean, I was trying some math tonight and I couldn't do
it (laughs).
MUSICIAN: But it gave you a sense of cultural security?
JAGGER: That's what I'm implying, but I'm not sure it's
really true. It's probably bullshit.. but yeah, it may have provided some
insulation during the early years. It's a lot easier when you become successful
when you're young if you have something to help you get through it.
MUSICIAN: Especially since in this society we don't
prepare and ground our artists they way we do surgeons or even engineers.
JAGGER: Yeah, that's what Ravi Shankar says, and I think
it would have been great to have been trained and centered for a long
time. Ravi said they weren't even supposed to pick up their instruments
in the early stages--but I'm sure they did on Sundays. Anyway, you don't
want to burn out but some people do. That's part of show business, not
everyone can handle it. Me, I want to stay together because I want to
continue to work.
MUSICIAN: In spite of the fact that you guys have the
reputation for dancing on the edge at times, the only member of the
Stones organization who went over the top was Brian Jones. What really
happened with him?
JAGGER: He couldn't really hold things together, that's
certainly true. (long pause) I wonder what he would have thought of this
record? (smiles thoughtfully) It's funny, I thought about that the other
day while we were mixing, whether he'd like it or not. Brian was.~ .enthusiastic,
insightful, intelligent, and a good musician with a very nice side to
him. But I don't think he was really cut out to be famous. He hated to
be misquoted in the papers, for instance, and all those things you have
to get used to if you want to be famous, which he did. When he became
famous, he realized he didn't like it, but by then it was really too late.
MUSICIAN: You once said that you wouldn't want to be
forty and still singing "Satisfaction
JAGGER: Whered I say that?! Chapter and verse? (laughs)
MUSICIAN: C'mon, you said it. So now that you're forty, is
it really as bad as you thought it would be?
JAGGER: No, not really. I don't mind singing something like
that off and on, but I don't want to be doing it for a living. The point
is I don't wanttohavetogooutthereand sing it. I'd rather do new stuff.
MUSICIAN: Speaking of oldies, do youagree that those post-Exile,
pre-Some Girls Stones albums of the mid-70s were less coherent than....
JAGGER: ... No, I never listen to any of them, really.
MUSICIAN: Things like Goat's Head Soup, Black And Blue....
JAGGER: I don't even know what's on them.
MUSICIAN: You did say at the time though, that Some
Girls was your best work in years. Was that mid-70s period a difficult
time musically or personally?
JAGGER: It's just what comes out.
MUSICIAN: Let's try another approach: as good as Some
Girls was, the production values Were very rough, almost demo quality....
JAGGER: Yeah, it was a bit murky, wasn't it?
MUSICIAN: But Tattoo You was a quantum leap in production
values. It sounded like it was mixed with cocaine in the vinyl.
JAGGER: (with mock outrage) Oh, I wouldn't say that...
too damn expensive!
MUSICIAN: Nonetheless, it was a dramatic shirt. Who
or what brought that about?
JAGGER: That was done in the mix, you mix it brighter
with more eq and much more drum kick and a high range on the high-hat.
Then you screw around with the bass until it really tightens up. Obviousjy
our engineer Chris Kimsey had some practical ideas for the sound, but
that was influenced by what the band wanted.
MUSICIAN: And what influenced what the band wanted?
JAGGER: It's like journalism, you tend to be affected
by your peers. For us, it's what we hear on the radio. We wanted the new
record to sound very 1983, as opposed to something very period, like the
Stray Cats. They're very good, but not what I'm after at the moment.
MUSICIAN: The Stones have a reputation for spending
a lot of time composing in the studio. Do you ever prepare things in advance
nowadays, and do you and Keith ever sit down and actually write together?
JAGGER: Yeah, this time I decided that I wasn't going
to rely on stUdio composing. So before recording Undercover, Keith and
I went into a little studio with four or five songs I'd done and some
he'd worked up, and we played tl~em to each other and he suggested tempos
and various adjustments. After a week we had six or seven things to start
with. I hate having to go in and teach the whole band in the studio. I'd
much rather do it in rehearsal time.
MUSICIAN: When you bring the band an idea, how much
of the arrangement input do you ask for from the other guys?
JAGGER: If I have an idea in mind before rehearsal,
I'll first run it down with Charlie, or with Charlie and Keith, whoever
is there. I'll play guitar if I've written it, or even if I haven't. Usually
I'll knock my guitar out of the arrangement in the end, because two guitars
are quite enough. But the first thing you want to get down is the time,
and that's where someone like Charlie will help you with the arrangements.
Say on "All The Way Down," might have written it too slow, and
I'm laboring over it a little. Charlie can give you an idea that you hadn't
thought of that can change it around completely. Surprisingly enough,
some of the ones I did with Charlie on this album came out exactly the
same tempo-wise. "Under Cover Of Night," where Charlie was playing
a big timpani and I was on acoustic guitar, is in exactly the same tempo
now as it was when I wrote it.
MUSICIAN: Satanic Majesties was....
JAGGER: . . . A COMEDY RECORD!!! (cackles loudly) It's
not heavy at all, it's really just lightweight comedy. Somebody put it
on the other day, and I thought it was hilarious. Didn't do well, though.
MUSICIAN: Do you feel you jumped into that psychedelic
thing because of what the Beatles and Beach Boys were doing at the time?
JAGGER: Totally.
MUSICIAN: Was there rivalry between you?
JAGGER: No, we were just obviously out to lunch. I'm
saying this because I just heard it recently and realized how much I liked
it. What surprised me was the comedic feeling and all the jokes and things
we'd never dream of doing now. There were comedic links and French speaking
pieces that I took off the new album.
MUSIClAN: But why remove them? Is the climate that different
now?
JAGGER: Oh, yeah. Completely different. It's much more
serious now.
MUSICIAN: Do you feel more limited now?
JAGGER: No, it's more expansive now, but much, much
tougher.
MUSICIAN: Including being on the road?
JAGGER: Concerts in those days were unfortunately a
bit messy, terribly scrappily organized, not like now. It wasn't really
an industry like now, and maybe a case can be made for the standardization
of the industry. I don't know. I remember playing Memphis back in the
"scream" age and if any of the twelve-year-old girls would get
up and take an Instamatic flash shot, a uniformed policeman would beat
her on the head with a nightstick and push her back into her seat. That
was complete normality, or normalcy, as you say in Washington.
MUSICIAN: Having been at Altamont, I've always wondered
what was going through your mind when things got out of hand.
JAGGER: I didn't feel very proud of
myself when I saw the movie, I must say. No, I got into a terrible mess,
relied on
other people when I should have. well, a lot of time has passed, so you
have time to throw the blame on other people, and time to be guilty as
well.
MUSICIAN: On a somewhat lighter note, English artists
like Bowie and Ferry told us that they dress up onstage as a defense mechanism
to hide their fear of
performing. What's your excuse?
JAGGER: I just love dressing up in
silly clothes. That's what people in the theater do, really. If you don't
like dressing up and putting makeup on your face, don't get on the stage.
You have to want to dress up in your prettiest dress and have a wonderful
time, otherwise it's a bore. That's why I love seeing introverted people
like David Byrne start to get into it. I saw him recently at Forest Hills,
and he's obviously having a better time.
MUSICIAN: If you could only take one Rolling Stones
record with you on a trip, which would it be?
JAGGER: The new one.
MUSICIAN: Spoken like a true London School of Economics
grad. How about a cassette of other people's material-- what would you
choose?
JAGGER: The top twenty of 1958, probably. Plus a few
symphonies, Bach and Mozart. But I wouldn't really include any Rolling
Stones records. Can we wrap this up? It's getting kind of late.
MUSICIAN: Sure, just one more little question. Looking back,
any major regrets?
JAGGER: (giggles) Aw, Gawd, what an interview! I can't be bothered
with that.. .I can't be that serious. I think Keith definitely should
have been here for this. I hope you ask him all the same bleedin' questions
(laughs).
Keith Richards: The Heart of the Stones
by Vic Garbarini, Musician
I mean, I've got to respect their oint of view on this, "says Mick.
"After all, the're the ones who have to work it." Keith nods
slightly as he reaches for the bottle of Jack Daniels on the desk before
him and waits for Jagger to continue. "They had theis problem with
Robert Plant," contiues Mick as he paces across the center of the
room, hands stuffed in his pockets. "He insisted they release the
single he wanted. His albums is doing well, but the single is doing shit,
and I said, "Don't worry, w're not really like that. If that's what
you want then we'll put out 'She's So Hot' first and leave 'Under Cover
Of Night' for later.' It's not gonna kill me."
"Mmm," agrees Keith, tilting back in his chair "There's
nothing worse than cracking the whip over people." The exchange between
the two top Stones in the New York office of their record company has
been friendly and relaxed, if a bit formal. Are they being slightly guarded
because I'm here, or do they normally tiptoe around each other? Beats
me. As you've guessed by now, they're discussing which track from their
new album will be the first single released upon an unsuspecting public.
Undercover is not only their most musically adventurous album in over
a decade, it's actually chock full of what ya' call yer "relevant
social content." (Considering the violent, bizarre imagery employed,
maybe "redeeming social value" is more apt.) Songs like "Under
Cover Of Night" (Gabriel Garcia Marquez meets Fellini in hell), "Too
Much Blood" (guaranteed to give Stephen King the willies) and "Must
Be Hell Out There" (all the aforementioned people are living in your
basement), pick up where "Gimme Shelter" left off.
It's a profoundly disturbing piece of work, one that reflects, perhaps
a little too vividly, the darker regions of the human psyche circa 1983.
Musically it's all hardball rock 'n' roll, though the richness of the
mix and spacing of the instruments reflect the influence of Sly and Robbie.
"I told them we'd get back to them in twenty-four hours," concludes
Mick, heading for the elevator. "Let's talk about it tomorrow."
Watching him split, I can't help but contrast his antsy, kid-with-a-thyroid-problem
extroversion with Keith's gentlemanly grace. Yeah, he may be the self-ravaged
Prince of Excess, but he's also a gentle man. You get the feeling that
there's someone home there, someone who's found a measure of inner peace
and self-acceptance after a long and often painful apprenticeship. (I'm
talking about the man's heart. God knows what his liver and nose think
about all this.)
"I've been waiting for the left hook," says a wryly smiling
Keith only moments afterJagger'sdeparture. "And that was it. We wanted
to put out 'Under Cover Of Night' as the first single, but Atlantic isn't
going for it." So what's the difference, I wonder out loud. Mick
played me both cuts and they're not so radically ditferent. "Mick
probably played you the straight version of 'Under Cover,' which does
not, uh, suffice," counters Keith, leaping out of his chair and heading
for the stereo. "This is the re-mixed dub version that I want to
put out." Richards goes into a rubbery dance as a blast of reverb
drenched .. . well, try to imagine standing in a massive tunnel while
an express train driven by Sly and Robbie with the Rolling Stones strapped
to the engine comes barreling towards your ass at 150 miles an hour. Get
the picture? No wonder Atlantic balked. This thing could cause your local
dance club to reach critical mass, but the AOR wimps are gonna find it
hard to swallow. No wonder they opted for the more conventional (and less
inspired) "She's So Hot." "That's the hotter mix I want
to substitute for the one Mick playedyou," explained Richards. I
respond that, for all his flamboyance, Mick strikes me as a conservative
at heart. "Yeah," agrees Keith, "when it comes down to
what you're going to put out, he goes for the safe mix. I'll say it to
you because I said it to him, and he damn well knows it... and if that's
the case with this song, then this record isn't finished."
He pauses, reflecting on some inner dialogue, then emits a rumbling, bourbon-soaked
chuckle. "And Mick, bless his heart, even agrees with me. He knows
he has a problem from that point of view, and he's working on it. He's
helped me often with similar situations when I've needed it." If
it were totally up to you, Keith, how would the Stones' records differ
from what we hear now? "I'm less inclined to go for the typical verse-chorus,
verse-chorus approach," responds Keith. "I don't mind a five-minute
intro, or knocking out a verse or some vocals. I go for the more aural
excitement, whereas Mick very understandably sees most of his work go
down the drain if we cut two verses." Another deep chuckle. Another
pause. The man is rolling again.
"1 mean, we're the ones who brought out our first album without a
title, with two or three instrumentals, put out 'Little Red Rooster,'
a real barnyard blues, when everybody thought it was time ~o bring out
a smash pop hit. Why be conservative now?" Why indeed.
On the way out after our lengthy interview, I stop to thank the young
driver from the limo service for waiting so patiently. "Oh, I don't
mind waiting for Mr. Richards." he counters. "The other night
I took him over to the studio for the first time. He came back out five
minutes after I dropped him off and said, 'Hey, you must be really bored
waiting out here. Why don't you come in and watch the band record?"'
Needless to say, the driver did. It's reassuring to hear that at the heart
of the Stones is a Stone with a heart.
MUSICIAN: When I tried to ask Mick about the orgy of
blood and violence on Undercover, he admitted that even you thought he'd
gone a bit over the top this time.
RICHARDS: Yeah, I told him that on the phone one night
because it was like an avalanche of those images, too much gore crammed
on to one piece of tape. That was my first impression at the time, though
it was totally different then therewas extra gore at that point. It was
his first bash at it, but through the process of making the record and
editing, it got tidied up and I changed my
mind once it was finished. So maybe he listened to me a bit....
MUSICIAN: But did you ever ask him why he was expunging
all this stuff?
RICHARDS: No, we never sit around and ask ourselves
why we write a song, althugh now that it's done we join everybody else
in trying to analyze why we did it. I think images just come out; you
haven't that much to do with it. If you like an idea that comes along,
you sort of carry on writing in the hopes that maybe you'll eventually
find out why. There are no answers in the lyrics. They really just raise
other questions, which is maybe the point of it.
MUSICIAN: On one level, it all seems a reflection of
the obvious ugliness we see around us today.
RICHARDS: That was my immediate reaction to the thing.
Look out your front door. Look at the news. You tell me. I'm sure Mick
or I or anybody else would be happy not to be bombarded with some of these
images, but we are supposedly living in a real world, after all.
In a way, this album is a brother to "Gimme Shelter," and maybe
Beggar's Banquet, or a mixture of those two records. If we think about
the late 60s, it's as if there's been an. ..ah...
MUSICIAN: ... Intensification?
RICHARDS: Yeah, an intensification of that slightly
unstable, mad atmosphere that was around then.
MUSICIAN: I mentioned the "Gimme Shelter"
connection to Mick but he didn't really respond. That song would have
actually made a much better overture for the 80sthan the 70s. From what
you're saying, 1 get the sense that you guys pick up songs from the other,
like radio receivers.
RICHARDS: That's precisely my idea, my favorite analogy
being an antenna. As long as you turn the set on and put your finger in
the air. if there's any songs out there, they'll come through you. It's
very easy to get hung up on just the simple mechanics and craft of songwriting
rather than the more important thing that real master musicians like the
whirling dervishes can tell us about: just letting it go through you and
come out the other side.
MUSICIAN: Yeah, but if you ask those guys how to do
it, they say that first you have to learn to ground and center yourself
so you won't get burned out by the intensity of the current passing through
you. So my question is, how does a band like the Stones, with a reputation
for dancing a bit close to the edge, keep grounded?
RICHARDS: Maybe the answer is in the nature of the band
itself. Maybe whatever energies we come in contact with .. that each person
in the band in some way grounds the others. Look at someone like Jimi
Hendrix. I mean, he had a couple of boys with him but they weren't a band
in the way we've cometo know each other over the years. If there's anything
that's stopped us from blowing our loudspeakers, it's probably each other;
this weird combination which, like the songs, is another thing we never
wanted to dissect ourselves because if we find out how it works it might
stop working (laughs).
MUSICIAN: I would imagine that Charlie and Bill are
a key element in that anchoring mechanism.
RICHARDS: Yeah, in that they're both incredibly down-to-earth
sort of people. Charlie, after twenty years, still can't stand the thought
of having to do even the slightest thing that strikes a false note, like
smiling at somebody if you don't want to. He'd rather give them a scowl,
so at least it's honest. Bill and
Charlie are very similar in that they keep you grounded because you can't
really be around people like them and strike any false notes musically
or personally, because you'll instantlyget locked outoftheroom. I imaginethatif
we'd hada couple of totally different guys in their places, we could have
collapsed in a very short time. Or Mick and I would have gone totally
super-starish, God forbid.
MUSICIAN: In the past, whenever another guitarist would
work with the band, you'd step back and play rhythm. But since Ron joined,
the responsibilities seem much more evenly divided.
RICHARDS: For me, it's very similar to when I started
playing with Brian Jones, though Ron is a lot more accomplished. In the
early days, Brian, Mick and I worked out a way that we could weave our
guitars together so you could never quite be sure who was playing what,
ratherthan just dividing things into straight rhythm and leads.
MUSICIAN: But you and Ronnie play naturally in the same
style. Do you ever trip over each other?
RICHARDS: The fact is Ronnie can play like me, but I
can't play like Ronnie. He's uncanny in that if I was
going to make a record by myself, most of what I would try to overdub
is exactly what Ronnie would play in that situation. The fact that we've
been working intensely together over the last two or three
tours has made an awful lot of difference.
MUSICIAN: What happens when you bring a song to the
band? Are you open to their input or do you have a fixed arrangement in
mind?
RICHARDS: When I walk in the studio, I never openly
say I've-got-a-song-and-it-goes-like-this. In fact, sometimes I don't
say anything because I don't have a song as I walk through the door (laughs).
Probably over fifty percent of the time I walk in with absolutely no idea
of what I'm going to do. So there we are with everybody just looking at
each other... somebody's got to take the lead. So I don't let them know
I've got nothing. I just start playing and I can always find one or two
things back there. Usually, Charlie picks up on the changes and might
come in with a totally different beat or rhythm. Before you know it, the
song has written itself.
MUSICIAN: Is your approach different if you're working
on somebody else's song?
RICHARDS: If it's my song, I'll usually show the band
the basic rhythm thing first. But if I walk in the studio
and Mick's been running down a tune with Charlie and Ronnie for an hour
or two, then I'll just come in and start weaving some lines over the top...because
I usually can't figure out how the rhythm goes! (laughs)
MUSICIAN: Sting recently told us that the Police have
begun recording with each member of the band in a separate room, which
is something I couldn't imagine the Stones doing--or am I wrong?
RICHARDS: No, the whole band plays the basic track together.
People think we re archaic, but we've always done it like that and that's
the only way the Stones can do it. Sure, we'll play around with the overdubs
and the mix later. But, as Duke Ellington said, "If it ain't got
that swing...
MUSICIAN: Let's focus in on one or two examples. "Start
Me Up," for instance:
how did that evolve?
RICHARDS: "Start Me Up" was a reggae track
to begin with, totally different. It was one of those things we cut a
lot of times; one of those cuts that
you can play forever and ever in the studio. Twenty minutes go by and
you're still locked into those two chords... (laughs)
MUSICIAN: That archetypal "Brown Sugar" riff
still hooks you in, eh?
RICHARDS: Yeah, that's exactly the point. Sometimes
you become conscious of the fact that, "Oh, it's 'Brown Sugar' again,"
so you begin to explore other rhythmic possibilities. It's basically trial
and error. As I said, that one was pretty locked into a reggae rhythm
for quite a few weeks. We were cutting it for Emotional Rescue, but it
was nowhere near coming through, and we put it aside and almost forgot
about it. Then, when we went back in the can to get material for Tattoo
You, we stumbled on a non-reggae version we'd cut backthen and realized
that was what we wanted all along.
MUSICIAN: There's little actual reggae on Undercover,
yet the production values are very Jamaican. The deep reverb, the spacing
of the instruments, the, accentuation of the bass and drums and the obvious
dub take on the extended version of "Under Cover Of Night"...
RICHARDS: That's it. A lot of Jamaican reggae interests
me because they have a lovely, wide-open concept about recording, which
the rest of us are slowly coming around to. For them, a console is as
much an instrument as a drum or a guitar. They don't have any of the preconceived
rules that we have
ingrained in us from our earlier recording days: You must fade things
out slow, very genteel. They'll just go WHACK' BANG! and drop out an instrument.
Such a wonderful freedom from preconceived ideas. When we first started
working.with our engineer Chris Kimsey, we tried to turn him on to some
dub records. He was interested but he didn't really get into it until
we started working in Jamaica over the last few years.
MUSICIAN: Any particular Jamaican producers who've heavily
influenced you?
RICHARDS: Lee Perry, for one. But there are some people
you don't normally think of as producers, like Sly Dunbar, who are incredible.
I didn't realize how good he was until recently when we were in the same
studio in Nassau. He's become a real production whiz; it's a real drama
watching him behind the board. Matter of fact, that's him doing percussion
on Simmons Drums on a couple of tracks on the new album.
MUSICIAN: There's also an African feel on some of those
tracks.
RICHARDS: We brought in a couple of guys from Senegal
to get that percussive bongo sound. They brought in their own instruments,
and an incredible array of primitive African hardware, so there's lots
of great percussion throughout the album; a lot of work with rhythms.
MUSICIAN: Looking back, Some Girls was a quantum leap
in quality over those mid-70s Stones albums. What happened?
RICHARDS: I ask myself this one sometimes. I think a
lot of it was Chris Kimsey. We were also at a point where we asked ourselves,
"Are we just going to do another boring Stones-in-the-doldrums sort
of album?"
MUSICIAN: So you felt that, too. I have a hard time
going back to those albums and finding more than two cuts I can play.
RICHARDS: I know what you mean. First of all, they remind
me of being a junkie (laughs ruefully). What happened was I'd been through
the bust in Canada, which was a real watershed--or Water-gate--f or me.
I'd gone to jail, been cleaned up, done my cure, and I'd wanted to come
back and prove there was some difference... some. some reason for this
kind of suffering. So Some Girls was the first record I'd been able to
get back into and view from a totally different state than I'd been in
for most of the 70s. We're talking about that post-Exile period; Goatshead
Soup, BlackAndBlue, which was really an audition for a new guitar player,
and Only Rock And Roll.
MUSICIAN: Besides your drug problem, what made that
such a fallow period for the Stones?
RICHARDS: We were dealing with a whole load of problems
that built up from being who we were; what the 60s were. There was the
fact that we all had to leave England if we wanted to keep the Stones
going, which we did, and then trying to re-deal with each other when suddenly
we were scattered halfway around the globe instead of "see you in
half an hour." Also dealing with a lot of success and a lot of money
over a long period. We'd been working non-stop and then suddenly had to
deal with a backlog of problems that had built up because nobodyd had
time to deal with them. Then there was Brian dying....
MUSICIAN: Why didn't that special chemistry of the band
you spoke of before sustain Brian?
RICHARDS: In the coldest analytical terms, Brian didn't
foresee the necessity of having a certain inner strength. Because these
guys are very strong, very tough.
MUSICIAN: When did you first notice there was something
wrong?
RICHARDS: Well, we were all idealistic kids at the time,
just wanted to play the blues. But I remember very vividly once, when
we were still playing clubs, the Beatles came to see us. Then when they
played the Albert Hall in London, Brian and I went to their show. It was
one of their first big concerts. I think Del Shannon was top of the bill
actually, although they obviously were going to steal the show. They were
enormous already, as they started coming on. The place went mad, women
screaming and it was astounding 'cause l'd never seen anything like it.
But I remember looking at Brian at that point and he was totally transfixed,
absolutely gone. It was as if he was watching the crucifixion. And from
that moment on, I felt that Brian wanted to be a star more than he wanted
to be a musician. That's what he wanted, and that's what he got, and then
he didn't know what to do with it. That hunger sort of took over all his
other faculties.
MUSICIAN: And that type of hunger is never going to
be satiated.
RICHARDS: No, never. And obviously standing out there
in front of three thousand fourteen-year-old girls is NOT the answer to
life, either.
MUSICIAN: Did you feel you were compromising somewhat
when you switched from being blues purists to pop songwriters around that
time?
RICHARDS: No, we were making the same mistake as most
white kids who get hung up on the blues. We'd become elitist, although
we used to despise the so-called purists. So we needed to reconcile all
this with our own pasts and where audiences were at. And everything we've
done since then has been a reconciliation, because even before Mick and
I got together with the Stones we were big rock fans. Mick was in a Buddy
Holly vein for a few years and I was roped into a weirdo country band
for a while. I was real hung up on Gene Vincent. I used to have to play
guitar for this guy who desperately wanted to be Gene Vincent, just to
get a ride home on
his motorbike (laughs).
MUSICIAN: You mean you sold your soul for a lift home?
RICHARDS: (laughs) Well, I enjoyed it. It was "all
right" at the time. But I'd do anything to get a ride home (laughs).
But we were blatant out and out rock 'n' roll fans from the start. Little
Richard was the first guy that really drilled Mick and I into the wall
with "Good Golly Miss Molly." This wasn't pop, though.
MUSICIAN: Did you later find it satisfying to write
more pop-oriented tunes like, well, "Satisfaction"?
RICHARDS: The truth is if I'd had my way, it would never
have been released (laughs). We were recording in L.A. at the time at
RCA and it just tripped off the end of my tongue, as it were, one night.
We needed another track for the album so I threw it in as filler I mean,
the song was basic as the hills and I thought the fuzz guitar thing was
a bit of a gimmick. So when they said they wanted it as a single, I got
up on my hind legs for the first time and said, NO WAY! I really hadn't
grasped what Mick and the band had done with it. You go through that all
the time with tracks.
MUSICIAN: Time for the Cliche Question of the Hour-
What comes first: the music or the words?
RICHARDS: The ideal thing, of course, is when they suddenly
appear together When there's only one phrase that fits and it says it
all, and all you have to do then is fill in the gaps.
But it's not often that it happens.
MUSICIAN: Can you think of any times it did?
RICHARDS: "Gimme Shelter" is a classic one.
That I just slapped down on a cassette while waiting for Mick to finIsh
filming Performance. "H onky Tonk Woman" is another A lot of
times you're fooling with what you consider to be just working titles
or even working hooks, and then you realize there's nothing else that's
going to slip in there and fit in the same way. So you're left with this
fairly inane phrase (laughs). Before recording this album Mick and I went
into a little studio in Paris together for the first time in many years
to work together We wrote "I Want To Hold You" with me singing
and playing guitar and Mick on drums. Mick's a real good drummer but he
doesn't play enough so every once in a while, he has to stop and take
a break. After we'd written it he said, "Wow, this song is very early
Lennon & McCartney." It's probably just the placement of certain
instruments and the harmonies. In any case, there I was stuck with this
working hook of "I Want To Hold You." Except that you can't
find another hook that's going to fit, so I just went with it.
MUSICIAN: What about Ron? Is there an unspoken understanding
in the band that nobody writes except you and Mick?
RICHARDS: Oh, no. Ronnie is the main instigator and
part writer of "Pretty Beat Up." The chord sequence was his
and I came up with the title and Mick added extra lyrics. I play bass
on that one and Ronnie's on bass on "I Want To Hold You" and
"Tie You Up," and Bill's on synthesizer on "Pretty Beat
Up."
MUSICIAN: For years, there have been rumors that Bill
might be kicked out of the band, rumors fueled by the things like him
not playing bass on a number of tracks on Exile. BilItold me he had the
feeling that you guys were not quite sure of him--not musically, but in
the sense that he doesn't live your lifestyles.
RICHARDS: I can understand his feelings except that
I'm sure he also knows that no one is expected to live any particular
lifestyle. There are many diverse lifestyles and vicestyles in this band,
and we all respect each others' space. True, Bill doesn't live the way
Mick or I or Ronnie or Brian used to, but neither does Charlie, and that's
the beauty of those guys. And. Bill has come on like a ton of bricks in
the last few years. After all the things he's been wondering and thinking
about and keeping to himself, suddenly he's the busiest guy of the lot,
out there making movies and becoming the only one of us who's had a hit
record outside the Stones. There's probably nobody I've grown to appreciate
more over the years than Bill Wyman. Charlie I've always appreciated,
and Mick I've known since I was so young I can't even remember But Bill
is someone I've had to grow to appreciate.
MUSICIAN: What was the problem with Mick Taylor then?
RICHARDS: I was going to ask you that (laughs).
MUSICIAN: Bill felt he left because he was demanding
more of a voice in the songwriting and couldn't get it.
RICHARDS: Well, yeah, I guess that's pretty fair After
five years with the Stones you can understand how someone can get those
frustrations, whether real or imagined.
MUSICIAN: Which was it? Did he only imagine that you
were turning down his material?
RICHARDS: No, he never really wrote things, in spite
of what he said. It's basically imagination. We all know by now that Mick
hasn't done anything since he left the Stones that he couldn't have done
in his spare time with the band. He just said he wanted to do his own
thing. Mick Taylor is an admirable gentleman and a beautiful guitar player,
but I don't really think he knew what he was good at and what he wasn't.
MUSICIAN: How was it working with him as a band member
in his capacity as lead guitarist, as opposed to Brian or Ron?
RICHARDS: He was very reluctant to take any direction.
I don't mean from the band, because we don't tell anybody what to play,
but from the production end of it. Jimmy Miller used to go through reams
of frustration, saying, "Tell the guy not to play there!" Meanwhile
Mick is over there and he's just going to do what he's going to to. And
so he did it.
MUSICIAN: For years I went through a lot of frustration
trying to get that ringing chordal sound you get on guitar. Finally, someone
who worked with you told me the secret was that you used only five strings
on your guitar and a special open tuning. What's the advantage of that
kind of tuning and where'd it come from?
RICHARDS: The advantage is that you can get certain
drone notes going. It's an open tuning, with the low E string removed
and there's really only three notes you use. My favorite phrase about
this style of playing is that all you need to play it is five strings,
three notes, two fingers and one asshole (general merriment). Actually,
it's an old five-string banjo tuning that dates back to when the guitar
began to replace the banjo in popularity after the first World War It's
called a Sears & Roebuck tuning sometimes because they started selling
guitars then. The blacks used to buy them and lust take the bottom string
off and tune them like their banjos. It's also very good for slide work.
MUSICIAN: Are there only a limited number of chord shapes
to work with?
RICHARDS: Obviously there's not as many shapes as in
concert tuning, but there's an amazing number of augmented and diminished
things you can do and basically still keep the same chord going and a
lot of the notes ringing. It's roughly the same principle as the sitar
without having the sympathetic strings, because you have the possibility,
especially when you electrify an open G, of having those hanging notes
that go through all the chord changes and still ring. (picking up guitar)
See, if I remove this low E and retune from the bottom or fifth string,
it's G, D, G, B, D.
MUSICIAN: Why'd you start using it--boredom?
RICHARDS: Yeah, in a sense. After playing just about every night
for five years, I was no longer getting any "happy accidents."
I knew my way around the guitar enough that I was starting to get locked
into playing like myself. So open tuning was a kind of therapy in which
I had to teach myself the instrument again in a new way.
MUSICIAN: What was the first thing you wrote in an alternate
tuning?
RICHARDS: I started precisely around the time of Beggar's
Banquet. "Street Fighting Man" was an early one and just before
that "Jumping Jack Flash" (plays rift on guitar, shifts it slightly
into Chicago blues style vamp). The Everly Brothers got "Bye Bye
Love" from working with that kind of riff, too.
MUSICIAN: Are there any young bands in the United Kingdom
that really impress you today?
RICHARDS: Mick and I picked up on the Stray Cats before
anybody else did and tried to sign them to the Stones' label. Brian Setzer's
an excellent player and they're all nice guys. The Police are good old
hands; I mean, Andy's from the same era as I am. I thought their reworking
of "Stand By Me," "Every Breath You Take," was a beautiful
record. The basic thrust of the song is real Drifters, a classic pop sequence
with an extra twist thrown in. And "Roxanne" was one of our
big favorites during the 1978 tour.
MUSICIAN: What about the Clash, who've been compared
to the early Stones in terms of raw energy and approach, but who were
quick to say they don't want to wind up like the Stones?
RICHARDS: I don't know. I mean, I wouldn't want to end up like
the Rolling Stones. Then again, I don't want to end up like the Clash,
either. But the Rolling Stones haven't ended up yet. And we've never kicked
anybody out of our band for ideological reasons. If that's the way they
think, they should go back to the Politburo. That's my beef with the Clash.
I don't really listen to them because I can't stand that kind of pseudointellectualism
being wound into music. It's got nothing to do with essence.
MUSICIAN: It's a shame that they may wind up spoiling
something special through their self-righteousness, I agree.
RICHARDS: You can even see people doing the opposite.
Look at Jerry Lee Lewis. Here you're talking about a very religious man,
a guy who grew up in church, and worries if he's the guy who took the
left-handed path to show everybody how not to do it.
MUSICIAN: The tragic thing is that he doesn't realize
that many spiritual musicians from Asia and Africa consider rock and jazz
to be some of our most effective connections with the sacred in mankind.
With that premise in mind, what do you, in your heart, believe the role
of the Stones to be in the greater sQheme of things, if anything. What
do they stand for~ what contribution do they make?
RICHARDS: That's a good question, and one I don't know
if I can really answer. Looking at it over the years, I suppose that the
Rolling Stones somehow reverberate to some currently universal vibrational
note. And the basic thing is for us to respond to it and therefore have
the response come back to us. It's difficult for those of us in the band
to say what the Stones mean, because our view of the Stones is the most
unique you can get. We've never really seen ourselves play; we've never
been able to sit back and say, "Ah, let's go see the Stones."
Or even just buy a Stones album, and hear it fresh, cause we'd just sit
around and say, "We should have done this or that."
MUSICIAN: But do you see yourselves mirroring society
at some level?
RICHARDS: Yes, but something gets processed through
the machinery of us being the Rolling Stones, of being thrown into the,
arena as public figures.
MUSICIAN: One of the hazards of being a pu6lic figure
for you seems to be getting punched out by Chuck Berry.
RICHARDS: Oh, yeah, he gave me a black eye backstage
in
New York. I'd come up behind him and said, "Berry, what's happening?"
And BAM, he turned around and let me have it. I saw him in the LA. airport
recently and he said, "I'm real sorry about all that; I didn't recognize
you." I was just very proud of the fact that I hadn't gone down.
MUSICIAN: Your vocals have gotten stronger and more
confident over the years. Would you like to sing more often with the band?
RICHARDS: I've always enjoyed singing, but that wouldn't
leave Mick with much to do.
MUSICIAN: True, the tambourine is a limited medium of
expression. Did you ever have any formal vocal training?
RICHARDS: Yeah, I used to sing in a choir at Westminster
Abbey.
MUSICIAN: Right Keith Richards,:the choir boy. They'd
never buy it, Keith.
RICHARDS: No, I'm serious! I was a soprano in a hot choir for
four or five years. We used to get off from school and get free trips
to London to play festivals. The three of us who were sopranos used to
do the solo down the aisle of Westminster Abbey with the cassocks and
the whole bit. And the funny thing is all three of us were the biggest
hoods in the school Then tmy voice broke and they kicked me out. That
was my first taste of show business. (chuckles)
MUSICIAN: Another thing Bill Wyman trold us was that
you were much nicer and more introtroverted than your public image would
indicate.
Richards: (Shyly) We all are
MUSICIAN: Is there a 'Keith' image that you project,
maybe subconsciously, so the world can focus on that while you live your
own life?
RICHARDS: No, least not consciously. There is, an image
projected that people come for and take away with them and give to their
readers if they're a lot of me in that image. I've e never tried consciously
to project it, but there's not really much you can do about it. It's like
a little shadow person that you live with. In some situations, I'll realize,
"Uh, no, these people expect me to do a real Keith Richards. . ."
and sometimes it's quite funny
MUSICIAN: : Do you ever worry about...?
RICHARDS: As long as you're aware of it, it's something to play
with. I'd only get worried if I really became like Keith Richards... whoever
he is (laughs).
New Grey Whistle Test
Back in the early 60s, the Stones were asked to rate current pop and
rock records on the BBC's television show "The Old Grey Whistle Test."
They claimed to hate everything they heard that night with one exception:
their o~ new single. Twenty years later MUSICIAN asked Keith to give it
another try. We played for him a selection of the material from the U.K.
and U.S. charts and asked him to rate them on a scale of one to ten. Herewith
are the results.
Aztec Camera, "Walk Out In Winter" -- Nice guitar,
white Scottish soul, like a forerunner of the Average White Band. Givin'
'em a good seven.
Graham Parker , "Life Gets Better" -- Graham is it?
He's got a nice presence to his voice, real English soul this time. Eight
going on nine. Let's say eight and a half.
Juluka, "Ijwanasibeki " -- I love it. You say they're
half Zulus and half white guys? Those spacious African harmonies are great.
The only problem with the record is the drum sounds; they all start to
sound alike nowadays because there are only three or four standaid boards
you go through no matter where you record. I could have also used a little
more Zulu and a little less of the white guys. Still, the Zulus can always
teach you something. Let's give them a good eight.
Stevie Ray Vaughan , "Pride And Joy" -- (drily) Classic
white-boy blues, very proficient. He's got a good voice and he can play
guitar but there's only so far you can take that. Of course, you could
stick us on doing "Black Limousine" and I could say the exact
same thing. If you start talking choice of material, I'd give him a five,
but sound-wise, it's fine. Make it a seven.
Paul Young , "Wherever I lay My Hat" -- Kid's got a
great voice. This is an old Marvin Gaye tune, but the production sounds
like he's already been influenced by "Every Breath You Take."
Nice voice, but leaning on the Police a bit. I'd give it a seven and a
half. The Police, "Wrapped Around Your Finger" --Take it off..
elevator music. I know it's the Police but it's a blind spot for me. Sounds
like Christopher Cross. I like the Police but that track sounds like what
they play in my dentist's office. (No rating.)
Shalamar, "Dead Giveaway" -- Nice rhythm section, boring
song. Soul Train. MTV material. We're going to get rough on the last lot
now. I'll say four I can hear them now (in a high, whining voice), "Should
have pla~wd mine first, uhen he u'as being generous!" Bananarama,
"Shy Boy" -- More MLV music, but a kind of nice, naive, dumb
sort of feel about it. Sure, you could say they can hardly sing but since
Caruso died, who can? It's more a question of: you have a voice, what
do you want to do with it?Theyhave as much right as anyone else. Five.
Joan Jett, "Handy Man" -- Thanks, darling, I really
needed that (laughs). No, she does a good job of it. I'd rather hear myself
coming back at me through her than a bunch of guys dressed up funny. There's
a genuine enthusiasm behind it; nobody'stryingto be artsy-craftsy. Let's
go back up into the eights for that one.
Culture Club, "Time (Clock Of The Heart)" -- Boy George,
yeah. He's good, real good. He understands how all the parts fit together,
too. He deserves eight and a half... in the right place.
Big Country, "In A Big Country" -- A bit studied, a
little too self-conscious. But there are some nice sounds on there. Seven.
Talking Heads, "Home-The Place I Want To Be" -- David
Byrne. Very clever. There's nothing like a repressed white boy. I get
the sense of somebody who's trying to feel something outside his brain,
which for him is a big step. I'll give him an eight for breaking out.
Prince , "Little Red Corvette--Prince trying to be Stevie
Wonder ..(angrily) take it off. I wish him luck. He's got a problem with
his attitude and it comes across on record. Prince has to find out what
it means to be a prince. That's the trouble with conferring a title on
yourself before you've proved it. That was his attitude when he opened
for us on the tour, and it was insulting to our audience. You don't try
to knock off the headline like that when you're playing a Stones crowd.
You'd be much better off just being yourself and projecting that. He's
a prince who thinks he's a king already. Good luck to him. (No rating.)
Stones Age Implements
Keith started out on Gibsons, but switched to Telecasters
around the time of Exile On Main Street. "It's a real comfortable
guitar for me, nice size and weight. And with the right one I can get
the range I want because electronics have become some sophisticated today."
The 'right one" is usually his black '75 Custom Telecaster, which
Keith claims the Meters' guitarist turned him on to in San Antonio. "He
took me to this music store and there it was, a real gem amid all those
late CBS models and Fender copies. It could have been made by Leo himself."
He and Ronnie Wood have also gotten into using ESP Navigators, "because
the balance between the nut and the bridge means you can really waggle
'em and they don't go out of tune." But his current fave is a brand-new,
leather covered custom job by Joseph Giselli. "He's an incredible
craftsman," enthuses Keith. "The leather may seem a bit rockish,
but it's not gonna take scratches or ruin like wood." There's also
a slew of black Les Pauls from the 60s, a blonde '54 Telecaster and some
Ted Newman Jones and Dobys by Doug Young in the arsenal, as well as a
few old Martin acoustics and Gibson Hummingbirds. "I've actually
been using the Les Paul Junior more lately," he adds, "the three
black Les Pauls being in the shop." Strings are Ernie Ball Regular
Slinkys ("Sometimes in the studio I'll use a heavier gauge to get
that nice, beefy tone for chord work"). Effects are by MXR, principally
the 100 Phaser and analog delay ("for that rockabilly feel").
Keith goes wireless onstage via Nady, with those cwazy signals eventually
emerging from Mesa Boogie amps. (Or, as Keith calls 'em, "Mesa BEW-gies.")
Mick Jagger plays Adamas acoustics and early 60s Gibson SGs and Les Paul
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was the begining of the article...]
October 1917: A small village in the Ural Mountians. It was just before
sunset when Father Sergei first herar the hideous screams. "Noth
the Strelnikovs again," he groaned as he heaved his considerable
bulk out the door of the rectory, pausing only briefly to grab the massive
silver crucifix the old starets had given him. Waiting for him by the
door or the Strelnikov's ramshackle cabin was the couple's idiot son,
Igor. Farther Sergei winced in anticipation of the spray of spittle that
inevitably accompanied the terrified boy's babbling explanations. Oh,
Your Excellency, we try everything, blubbered the lad, "the Holy
Water, the garlic wreath, the icons, the candles, but.. .the thing...
it will not leave!' Crossing himself in the Russian manner, the old priest
pushed past the trembling boy into the cabin and began to survey the chaotic
scene before him. Overturned tables, clothes and food were scattered everywhere.
There was old Berel, cursing and wailing as he thrashed wildly with his
woodsman's axe at something, while his fat wife Katyushka jabbered frenzied
prayers before an icon of St. Cyril. The Creature was almost at the priest's
face before he could react. "PLEEEEZED TA MEET CHA," it cackled
as it whizzed by within inches of his nose, "HOPE YA GUESS MA NAAAAAMMEH!!"
It was then that he first clearly glimpsed the bird-like thing, with its
rolling bloodshot eyes, huge lips, lolling tongue and leathery little
wings. This was no mere poltergeist, no household demon or forest sprite,
surmised the priest. "Please, Father," screamed Katyushka, as
the thing swooped into the cupboard, covering itself in white flour and
dipping its bulbous lips into the red currant jam, "if we don't guess
its name, it will destroy everything!" Grasping the huge crucifix
before him, Father Sergei strode resolutely towards the center of the
cabin. "YAGA!" cried the prelate at the startled creature. "AWWWWK!
GIMME SHELTA!" squawked the Yaga, as it fluttered down from the ceiling
and came to rest on the rough pine table, where it began preenir~g its
shiny little wings and nibbling at the borscht. "LET ME KEEEEEL IT!"
drooled the idiot son, wringing its neck till its eyes bulged.
"No!" thundered the prelate. "The Yaga is a special creature
who comes rarely with messages of great import. There is much he can tell
us, if we dare to ask."
"Fine," mumbled Berel, raising his axe menacingly towards
the cowering Yaga. "Tell us what happened to Uncle Ivan's lost cow
""And why I never win at bingo," whined his wife.
"Not those kind of questions," cried Father Sergei in exasperation.
"Besides, no matter how hard you try, the Yaga cannot answer any
questions directly. lt.comes with a message and a warning which even the
Yaga itself doesn't understand, and we must heed it." "CAN'T
ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT," screeched the agitated thing, hopping
from foot to foot GET WHAT YA NEEEEEEEEED."
The old couple cautiously edged closer to the Yaga. "But is it
devil or an angel?" whimpered Katyushka. "Neither," sighed
Father Sergei, as he seated himself on the old bench before the hearth.
"It's a Leo. They're into dramatization and externalization,"
he patiently explained. "Not ones for introspection. In fact, the
Yaga is like the telegraph receiving station up at Uspensky village. He
picks up vibrations and signals that ordinarj folk cannot hear, yet are
around us all the time. They're usually only the lower, grosser vibrations,
so his arrival must mean that things have gotten pretty bad."
And so the Yaga spoke unto them of all kinds of mean and nasty things.
There were massacres committed with magic saws, and men and women physically
and mentally torme'nting each other. There was hatred, fear, mistrust
and ignorance. And blood. Too much blood. It was as if the room must explode
under the weight of his vision. "Under Cover Of Night," shrieked
the Yaga, as it rolled its eyes at the rising moon.
"HUNG AROUND ST. PETERSBURG.. WHEN I SAW IT WAS TIME FOR A CHANNNNNNNNNGE!"
it crowed as it flew straight through the window and out over the frozen
taiga in the direction of the Imperial Capitol. And they quaked in fearwhen
they thought of what might be in store for the Czar and his ministers
and the rest of the Romanoffs, especially young Princess Anastasia and
everyone's favorite, little Prince Noodles.
"YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME KEEEEEL IT!" howled Igor, grabbing
his club as he leapt from his seat.
"IDIOT!" bellowed Father Sergei. (For indeed, Igor was an
idiot, as has been explained.) "Do you understand nothing? Why do
you blame the Yaga when he is only mirroring what is in your own soul?
Better to reflect and take heed of what he shows us, and prepare for the
coming storm by seeking the light we've lost."
For one brief shining moment, the light of recognition flashed across
Igor's countenance. Smiling blissfully, eyes brimming with tears, he raised
his club and smashed himself in the head, pitching forward into the borscht.
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