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Juggling is actually really easy, it just takes a bit of practice. Here is how to juggle (Note: If you are Jewish you should read about your Jewish Juggling heritage here!)

First get 3 balls or something you can juggle. If you had not figured this part out already though, well then here. (Can't get enough of that). Okay, you now have 3 balls or something round, good for you you are doing great! (encouraging = success). Now it's time to juggle! So take all the 3 balls and throw them up and catch them and throw them again! Fantastic, you can juggle! OR you just threw all 3 balls up and one hit you on the head and the other two somehow killed your dog or cat even though they were not in the room at the time. If that's the case, it's true that you suck but still here is more tips!

First, put two of the balls and put them somewhere else. Now with the one ball you have, just toss it back and forth, and concentrate on making the throws good, forget the catching, it's all about good throws.

Okay, now that you can do that consistantly, here is the next step!

Take a second ball, and put one in each hand. Now throw the first ball up just like in step one, so it goes to the other hand. As the first ball hits the peak of it's flight, throw the second ball. Do not throw the second ball later or earlier, throw it around the peak. Throw the second ball the same as the first, just to the other hand, obviously! Oh yeah throw at eye level too, that's where the peak should be.

Do that for like 5 hours or 5 minutes or whatever is more convienient. You're gonna find your left hand sucks, so for a lot of the time start with your left hand and whip it into shape... with results! (Sexy results!)

Once you can do that, take a third ball and then do what you did when you had two balls, but then throw the third ball. At first, don't worry about catching the second ball, just make sure you throw the third one!!!

Practice that.

One last step! Get some knives from your kitchen and try to juggle them, it's safe, I swear!