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update - February 27th by Jeff so i've gone to bed real late the last few days and when i woke up this morning i felt sick so i didn't go to school and instead slept in till noon yay! then did homework :\ i watched gilmore girls yesterday this is what i thought about it IF YOU ARE A GUY MY ANSWER IS: what a sucktastic show of suckage. GIRLS:what an awesome show full of uh sensual moments and it really touches your heart or something smallville kinda sucked this week wioth christopver reeves on it that's too bad maybe next week will be good ! basketball tommorow and saturday soccer finals monday whoo! frisbee SOON I HOPE lotsa people coming to my house tommorow whoo if you wanna come talk to me ! i have nothing else to say bye Comments (3) - Blythe - Well, hello. I hate to say it - and as much as I am enjoying reading your webpage - your content is lacking in the interesting department. Just thought I'd let you know in case you decide to add a joke here and there or some such thing. oh well, talk to you later then Jeff - well hello u sux ! hahhah! Yak - Buddy, I liked the Christopher Reeves episode. Got the whole origin story and everything. There's even that crazy "rule them with strength" twist in there.
haha - February 25th by Jeff today was a funny day.. i did my english isp presentation and i did a magic trick and it went off pretty well. i had on a magic outfit and it looked totally homosexual, it's like silky and black and with shiny silver things on it. i wore my jacket fully done up until i pulled out my magic trick so they couldn't see it until then, it was pretty funny but you had to be there! yeah it was good i had everyone going until the end except after i did the trick i got total stage fright and messed up the rest of it the actual content stuff but we'll see what i get on it! the trick was like 8 minutes or so though and then a few minutes of content after only so it should be good. in soccer we are playing my old team next week it turns out, i'm pretty sure. we are both 3-1 in the playoffs. . can't wait! bahha under the table. *whippah!* Comments (8) - Happy - What trick did you do? Jeff - Hippity Hopps of course! What else would i do? :P Happy - I ought to have guessed from the length that it took that it was going to be your inferior Hippity Hopps. At least it was not Ghetto Hopps! Jeff - happy happy happy... my magic may be inferior but the jokes just keep rolling in when i do my tricks! you can have your sleight of hand, i'll stick to the stand-up! Happy - Your standup could use a bit of Happy (tm) direction as well!! David C - jay's magic is both better and funnier Jeff - so you are sending your henchmen on me are you..? Dan - See, the funny thing is... Ian can laugh at you much more now... so you keep making fun of him ;) Jeff - explain..?
phew - February 24th by Jeff so i wake up this morning expecting my ankle to be killing cause it was
when i went to bed... but then it was completely fine all day! I went
to track too and it felt fine, well for a few minutes it hurt actually
and i coudln't stretch completely cause it hurt and that made me incredibly
tired after a few minutes cause i needed to stretch, but then whatever
after a few minutes of running up and down stairs i was fine and i did
2 sets of going up our stairs and 2 laps of the hall without stopping
and i was the first one done! for some reason track seems like a half a practice.. i dunno we run a bit we do some pushups and she's like alright that's it for the day, and i felt as if we just started. haha i have hitched a ride home from a different person each day in like the last few weeks, i haven't had to call my parents in a while i love it! i have been trying to get every person in the world to try out for frisbee haha. tryouts are gonna be huge and i'm gonna have to cut half the people ia sked to try out, that's too bad! oh well i have a buncha stuff to do, calc test tommorow :( OUCH - February 23rd by Jeff i sprained my ankle it hurts so bad, i left my computer to go downstairs to go to tim hortons with jess and then as i'm heading to the stairs i roll over on my foot and OW it hurts, track tommorow too oh well i'll just run it off! haha tim hortons with jess we mostly just made fun of all our friends and how we are all losers haha dan and jess and now i am watching shaft whoo no soccer tommorow :( we have a bye, but the week after will be the finals EVERYONE COME WATCH it will be fun. this shaft guy's he's all like "OH NO YOU DON'T" and then the bad guys are all like "OH YES I DO< COPPER" and then he's all like *ELBOW TO FACE* and then the other guys all like"OH NO YOU DON"T and then he's all like *ELBOW TO FACE THE SEQUEL" and the head cop is all like"OH NO YOU DONT" and then shaft's all like *elbow to face to same guy the prequel* and then the guy's all like "MY FATRHER WILL GET ME OUT OF PRISON" and then everyone blows up and i'm just like 5 miniutes into the movie!!! IN FOR EXCITement I AM haha english isp tuesday and i have my magic trick to do all rieady and it's sweet cause i have no preperation needed. oh well good stuff
whoo basketball - February 22nd by Jeff bahhahahah so funny so basketball was pretty fun, i scored i think 10 points in the first 5 minutes or so but then that's all i got all game.. partly because in the second half i received an elbow to my eye, it doesn't seem to be black or anything but at the time it knocked a contact out, so for the second half of the game i couldn't really see very well (one eye only) i did manage like 4-5 assists or so and a few steals/blocks/rebounds so i did okay, again i hardly sat all game and this time we had 3 subs it was great.oh and i pulled my crossover on a 6'6 guy or something so huge and drove baseline on him and scored with 2 help defenders crashing me too! yay crossover practice! and we won whoo! we were getting killed early on down by like 15 but we came back and won in the end, the other team was going nuts they were so mad. yo momma Comments (4) - Happy -Jeff, what happened to you going to school in the states? Jeff - What happened to you getting a job in toronto?? Happy - Ok, that was totally fair, but you were supposed to find me a job, and you did not!
whatup - February 21st by Jeff basketball tommorw yah! tonight was just a horrible night from the get go, i was retarded for getting talked into going that won't happen again! the play though hahahahhahhahhahahahahahahaahahahaha(our schools play of some sort) the lines were SOOO funny but SOOOOO POORLY DONE, i started imagining the lines as if someone did a good job in saying them.. so i was laughing a lot because of that. then afterwards we played pool and junk, wes was all over the token girl, nothing new there. well actually paul had his girlfriend there as well.. so maybe more like the token single girl., i managed to practice my crossover for basketball during the time so that was good. was trying to make the best of a boring situation! it's like 2am and i am tired like a fox so sleep bye
UHOhS - February 18th by Jeff i got a nasty comment from this yak character, it's down below but i'll put it here! Jeffy, I'm getting worried about your writing. It's becoming overly coherent. - Yak i think he has a point i have been making more sense and i think much of fun has been removed because of this truth! oh well! ON TO UPDATE So there's this person i know, i will mispell his name for anonymous sake. so anyways pol right has a girfriend and this girlfriend is in grade 10. oh yeah but she skipped a grade! Here is a picture of both of them, pol is disguised again so as for anonyimity sake! THERE IS CAPTION UNDERNEATH THEIR PICTURES!(just a note i could not find a picture of danielle so i drew one myself. i thought this note was necessary because of the quality of my picture, you may not have noticed.)
Oh well actually i met danielle she seemed nice, and i for sure don't know her enough to make fun of her but i just thought this would be funn- WAIT WHAT AM I TRYING TO SOFTEN UP I AM THE BEST BYE Comments (2) - Paul - Who is that attractive Pol Right? He is obviously a very lucky guy. I wish I were him. Jeff - If only he were not in disguise...
Go soccer - February 17th by Jeff so we played ian's team, who we beat 6-1 last time we played (although he swears theyhaven't been blown out ever). winning this game would put us in the bag. And by would have, i mean did, and by bag, i mean finals. 7-2 we beat them, i played net first half even though i played net like 2 of the last 3 games cause i didn't want to lose. I still let in a goal, pretty early on actually to make it 1-0 them. however then we scored 2, i think i kicked one the field for a breakaway usually we get a couple of those a game.. then second half i threw a throwing straight to adam's head and in, we get a couple of those a game too. Holy cow adam did such an awesome kick to this guy fernando, it was SOoso sweet it curved right towards him and he headed it straight in honestly it was awesome. So anyways we beat ian who was all like "our team has never been blown out" even though we beat them 6-1, but he refuses to admit to that. However we blew them out so coolio. That should put us in the finals i think, it would be a very rare occurence for us to not i think. On a less good note I scored a goal. Wait the less good part is now! I think i broke the goalie's finger(s)! I got a free shot and i drilled it at her and she got her whole hand on it but i hit it hard so it still went in, we went to line up to play on but we realize their whole team is crowding her and she's like in tears and i was like oh crud i think i broke her finger and she goes off and they switch goalies. she wasn't like bawling or anything so it might not have been that bad, but she was in tears still so i hope it's not broken but it happens, i broke my finger in goal once after all! (sure i punched the ground after letting a goal in, but regardless!) Comments (2) - Jess - HA nice one :P Yak -Jeffy, I'm getting worried about your writing. It's becoming overly coherent.
UPDATE - February 16th by Jeff so shirley was again saying my website sucked and so i just stole the colours from her website so she better not try to tell me it's unreadable now, yo. i also made the banner funky like a fox. i have nothing else to say so check it out. now what's up with this. matt has a girlfriend, dan has like a girlfriend or 2 i dun really konw what's going on with that, paul has sorta girlfriends or so dunno what's going on with that either, scott has a girlfriend, fuji has a girlfriend i think(?), lee has a girlfriend, even ian has a girlfriend. Really whoever i think of they seem to have a girlfriend (cept wes but he gets around enough)!even like matt's girlfriend has a girlfriend probably (zinga zinga)! although it's weird cause i don't feel alone or anything, more... bored. sux. Comments (2) - Jess - awww muffin Kat - I second what Jess said...awe muffin....and by the by I have at least 3 girlfriends for the record Jess - who are you and why are u using aww muffin that's mine back off! It's against the rules!
love is in the air - February 15th by Jeff dan & jess hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha in other news basketball was bad today, we were missing our best player and our best pointguard and that left us in pretty bad shape. our substitue pointguard is terrible and got it stolen off him a million times.. but on the plus side we only had 2 subs so i never had to sit all game. later on in the game our token tall black guy got hurt and had to sit the second half.. anyways we lost, but at the end their best player got hurt pretty bad.. i drove against him (for those that play in mumba it was nigel) and he jumped to block me and on the way down he lost his footing somehow i think he might have slipped off my leg or something, anyways he hit his knee down and then whiplashed his face straight into the ground... it was so loud and painful sounding.... there were 30 seconds left in the game so after 5 minutes of him not gettting up they calledd the game, i left about 5 minutes after that and he was still on the ground (conscious just hurt) so i dunno i hope he's okay, i think his nose hit straight down i'm failry sure that's broken, hopefuilly his leg isn't broken, but i'm fairly sure he has a concussion too. sucks. new quote in quote section dan hahahaha jess hahahaha you heard it here first... months ago!! what am i talking about you ask?? Comments (4) - Dan I hope you die. I can't believe my bad luck tho. :P For MY b-ball game, we were missing our top two players... I scored like 15 points, but we lost by 30 :( We're still in first tho Jeff - Yeah.. bad luck.. Shirley - JEFF!!! How could you title your new blog like that?? I am hurt, man, *points to heart* right there. And by the by, the new colours suck! I don't think I can read this one either.. Jeff - What colours do you suggest? it's your other site so you can choose! gogo! Flying Llama - Man...I said "as much"??? I must have been really tired. Let me correct that: "as OFTEN as he changes his clothes!" That's better now.
Well Well - February 13th by Jeff went to the raptors game yesterday it was pretty fun. carter was so terrible for the first 3 quarters but then pulled it up at the end and they won! yay! first day of track today, i kinda slept through it it was just like run up starts 10x in a row and junk i didn't really break a sweat, i dunno if i'll stay in it cause i can't make 2 of the three practices anyways and once frisbee starts up i probably won't be able to make any of them, and i don't really need the excercise so i dunno. i joined cause i wanna go to the meets and stuff so i will probably stay in it but whatever. in other news shirley was saying how she could not read my website any more WAH WAH WAH because it was too pink or something, so i've made an alternate for her and other whiners! right now it's rather primitive but it works, so you can click here or on the left above the links for it. Right now it will have to be clicked each time but i'll figure out how cookies work so you can choose whatever and it'll stay with it. Also i didn't know what to do about the buttons cause i didn't wanna make another 18 buttons or so, so right now i just blanked them out. if you scroll over them they are still there and you can still click them.. but you can't see them. Comments (2) - Alex Shum -Euchre buddy here lol, INDEED the pink site :p Well, just dropped by to say hi add me to ICQ.... (CENSORED), and MSN... (given e-mail) Take it easy, talk to you later. Dan - LOL @ the switch
Smallville update - February 11th by Jeff another stellar smallville! Turns out lex has a brother who like lives on the street and stuff, and he takes over and lex is kicked out of his house for a few days and then it turns out lionel luther REGAINED his sight a few weeks ago but didn't tell anyone and just pretended to be blind!!! THIS IS RELEVANT BECAUSE CLARK USED HIS POWERS IN FRONT OF HIM a few times when he thought he was blind!! or did he?? cause he said "a few weeks" and who konws when he really did regain his sight or not! BUT he has always somewhat known about clark and i think he does know. SPECTACULAR TURN OF EVENTS! anyways at school today my friend was pulling a prank on her sister(s) by buying them roses and she wanted a guy to write the little card heart thing so it would be guy writing so i wrote it, and i wrote like "roses are red, violets are blue, you should dump jesse something something rhymed with blue, hottie. except i forgot what it rhymed with,.. bah! but the end "hottie" was clutch i thought! then to her other sister i got her to simply write "you r hot" and paul and his card for whoever was funny, "roses are red, violets are blue, i'm in OAC and stalking you" haha that woulda been great but instead he wrote "roses are red, violets are blue, you owe me 6.95." it's really an inside joke, but so funny. Dan - Looks like I'm gonna have to check the list.
Soccer - February 10th by Jeff We played our old team again in soccer, the team i was on till we rocked everyone and i got taken off the team and put on like the last place loser team. We lost the first game in the season against them but won the second. anyways it's playoffs now, and we played them by the first half we were down 2-0, i was kinda mediocre at best, then i went in net. i let in a goal(like my 2nd goal i've let in all season) and we were down 3-0. then there were 15 minutes left. I kicked the ball from the net, they get on a breakaway and it goes out, we score on a throw-in head-in. 2 more times this EXACT thing happens. to tie it up 3-3. during this time i'm freaking going crazy in nuts cause their team has 2 of the best players on their team both on forward, putting like 500 shots on net. I've never played goal better in my life somehow in a game i let in the most goals of my life (2). anyways we score 2 more and we're up 5-3 with like a minute left and then they put in another one to make it 5-4. i was like running out of net like crazy i didnt trust my defense at all, and we WON. it was so nuts i've never played goal so intense as that, it was so fun. even the ref congratulated me after the game it was great anyways yeah WHOO. Comments (2) - Dan - Congrats. Yak - That's the spirit Jeffy - don't trust anyone.
"I HATE NAMING UPDATES" the update - February 10th by Jeff so yeah today was a better day, my computers mark went up 3-4 %, english didn't go down as much as i thought it would, physics exam is only gonna be worth 30% instead of 40% which will add a few percent to my mark i think. this week is like the opposite of last week, everything seems to be going right now! the all star game on yesterday was so good! jordan missed a shot that woulda put the east ahead last second in the game, so they went to overtime. Then jordan hit a crazy shot to put them up by 2 with 3 seconds left in overtime. THEN kobe gets fouled taking a 3 point shot with like a second left. he misses his second shot but still sends them to third overtime. so then the west destroys them finally, it was such a good game. They tried to hard to get jordan to get a lot of points but he was playing terrible so he couldn't, he went 0-7 in the first bit. whoo soccer tonight. hahahaha today was an hilarious day... second period jon and i spent most of the time laughing at strong bad e-mails ".. sit right down on the bucket!" then at lunch hahahaha paul's conversation with riley was SOOOOOOOO funny, you'd have to know a lotta background information but it was like a play with a LOT of dramatic irony or whatever irony it is when the audience knows but the people talking don't know what's going on. Except paul and i did but no one else did(maybe erin?) so it was SOOOOO funny. i have to program 2 games for computer class cause i'm dumb. who has ideas on fairly simple games that are addictive? anyone?
comments - February 9th by Jeff so yeah when i get comments i'm just gonna put any comments i get on the last post i just made whether it talks about it or not. cause i got a comment about the smallville thing way back when and it seems stupid to put it way down there cuse no one will read it so whatever. Comments (4) - The Three Dancing Whores - Tom Welling is definetly hot! I actually never realized it until I saw him on some awards show or something... but yes, I agree with Erin. Shirtless, he is definetly sexalicious!!! Mmmm... Tom Welling's abs... Don't get too worked up about it though Jeff, you're sexy too ;) Jeff - bah if ya'll say so i will have to give in to public opinion because that is what all the cool kids do, but i still don't see it in either of the smallville heroes. oh well. And who are you? hehe - Yo MAMA!!!! Jeff - i think u r being a little imature for my profecsional website sir/maam
whoo - February 9th by Jeff played some halo for the first time yesterday that was pretty fun, and watched the all star game... yay stojakovich! the first game was so funny the rookie vs sophmore one, they didn't play any defense it was just dunk after dunk after dunk it was like a pickup game where you don't keep score, just fell apart. the dunks were pretty entertaining though! and there was this new event where you like do a layup, dribble a bit, 2 chest passes a bounce pass and a jumpshot it was pretty cool i guess, yay kidd! tonight is the actual all star game whoo!
Basketball - February 8th by Jeff all star game was today, it was pretty fun. we had 9 players a team so we played about half the game each. I only scored 2 points but that's okay, i still did pretty well with some rebounds and assists and steals and stuff. we were up all game then lost at the end, it was pretty intense for an all star game. (the refs haha they were just allowing everything, 2 guys who go to my school were reffing and they kinda sucked) yesterday night was so boring and today looks like it will be the same, bah! Comments (2)- Dan - Bah! I can't believe I couldn't go to the all star game... I would've owned you :P Jeff - okay
wow - February 6th by Jeff i don't normally talk about basketball or anything but cripes i just witnessed such an amazing play in lakers vs knicks sprewell was pressuring kobe in the corner, he swiped for the ball like 3 times and bryant looked like he was gonna lose it, then he regains himself and drives baseline and throws down a one-handed reverse in like everyone's face. oh man it was such an awesome play (UPDATE: the announcer just said that for the next 5 minutes or so until half the other team just gave up after that dunk haha) anyways that's all i have to say about basketball but that was nuts job interview went well today, i made the interviewer laugh a few times and she was generally impressed i think so that's cool, i didn't even notice until afterwards but i was chewing gum but whatever. i argued my computer exam mark up 6%, it took an hour of arguing during my spare. i guess that's pretty good but still it's only a 79.5 and that's no good, i dunno how much that will affect my mark but no matter what it's gonna be a bad mark compared to what i would like. cripes i keep trying to write something while watching basketball and kobe bryant is so incredibly good, this is such an entertaing game he has like 27 points halfway through the 3rd quarter and he's like destroying them. so yeah i really have nothing to talk about - Comments (1) Dan - I should argue with Mr. A... maybe he can raise my 6.3% Case 2 mark :P
JOB FOR JEFF (JFJ)! - February 5th by Jeff so i am getting a job maybe tommorow! i got a call today and i have an interview tommorow for a job! hopefully i will get it, i have many friends who work there (i think like 6-7 people i know work there including dave webber huge high up guy there, good ol' jonny B and tim "i have 98% average" kuo and then like a few others so huzzah if i work in sports i'll be working directly with jon and dave and jon is HILARIOUS, so it would be some fun times. in other news, apparently the matrix is making some like videos that seem to be prequels to the matrix. they're making like 7 but 4 of them they're gonna put on the internet, and here's the first one yepyep - Comments (1) Dan - Hrmm... sports at Canadian Tire... must do LOTS of business :P
Smallville rocks! - February 4th by Jeff Alright so smallville rocks! Tonight's episode had drama, suspense, romance, action, sci-fi elements, and everything else! first some guy dies, cloie and pete find have parasites in them which make them all go crazy and nuts and stuff, daredevilish, then pete puts red kryptonite in clark's pocket so he's all crazy and daredevilish too then pete and clark tell cloie he's an alien! clark asks out lana, she says yes on their date though isntead he has to break it and lana's all like "oh noes clark is lying to me's again" and clark's all like "no it's life or death pete will die!" and pete walks in and is like "hi i am fine!" and lana's like OH CLARK WHY DO YOU MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY and clark goes and makes out with cloie cause they have like coocoo brains so anyways then clark loses the kryptonite they lose the parasites cloie
forgets he's superman yadda yadda all is saved but lana and clark are
messed again like every episode! good stuff! so anyways what is up with people thinking clark (tom welling) and lana (kristin kreuk) are hot? i don't get it, i obviously consider myself an expert in what is hot and what is not and, while i can see the potential, do not rank either of them as extremely hot! LET'S HAVE A VOTE! TELL ME WHO IS HOTTER:
Comments (6) - Erin - Well jeff you see you must see him with no shirt
on, then you will understand how great looking he is. Abs like no other!
:) and really she's okay, but I'd have to say, Clark with no shirt, it
can make you happy! Erin - Well jeff I am sure that this is true. But you see i am happy right now and don't need to see anyone's abs. My guys got a great body. Therefore my votes aren't so real :) but I value the fact that you wrote back Jeff - rowr Erin - Oh Jeffie....jeff, how you make me laugh. But i'm sure you have a great body, all those push ups... Jeff - why so many comments when i am talking to you on icq this exact minute??? VOTE HERE-->
GREAT DAY SOME MORE - February 3rd by Jeff wow could this day of my many updates get any better? so i step outside to go to soccer and i find out it was raining ice. first step i did not know this i start to slip, i try to regain myself thinking that it might be less slippery on the step down, so i sorta lunge to the next step to regain myself. HOLY COW I FELL HARD! Now, i'm not an extremely clumsy person, unless i'm nervous, and walking outside of my own house on my way to soccer does not make me nervous, yet i fell hard. this wasn't one of those "hahahhahaha you fell" falls, this was like "FREAKING ARE YOU OKAY?" falls, i felt like i fell so hard i thought for sure i would have like a concussion or something, instead i get up and i feel pretty okay, my elbow scratched and i hit right below my eye pretty hard but honestly i was thankful my head wasnt cracked open.(UPDATE: I JUST LOOKED IN THE mirror holy cow all around my eye is all banged up. it's not bleeding but there's like 5 or 6 spots of little blood things. fantastic) so then we get to soccer, i think i'm feeling alright but my elbow still hurts, but when we start playing i realize i am incredibly tired! i've never in my life been tired after running for like 3 minutes, i physically couldn't run, i think it was either blood leaving my legs to elsewhere that i was hurt or adraneline wearing off, but i was tired. As well, our top scorer wasn't there. First shift i was off and we had 4 girls on (out of 6 and then the goalie) and we went down 1-0, i came on and a few minutes later someone scored for us tying it up. THEN I WAS JUST TIRED! i couldn't do anything i couldn't run i coudln't chase the ball, i was just dead! they score, and the whole game we're tyring to catch up and we don't. we lost 2-1, against the other worst team in the league. all day i was like "well this day sucks, but surely soccer will cheer me up" NO SIR/MA'AM/THIRD ALTERNATIVE asdf where's my darn girlfriend yo?
YOU CAN NOW LEAVE COMMENTS - February 3rd by Jeff With the help of Cosmin and his website, i have added a place to leave a comment on my post things! Cosmin let me use a little bit of his webspace which has PHP on it because snow.prohosting does not support PHP, BUT I HAVE COMMENTS! so just comment away on my website and my thoughts gogo! I put these comment things a few posts back but not on all of them so whatever - Comments (2) Dan There, I mentioned you twice on my post because you told me t... I mean, because you're such a great guy. Carpet Lint: Please be advised that I will be stealing that comedy-gold-melt-it-down-into-ring line and using it for my own pervese needs from now on. U R GAY!!!
..................................... - February 3rd by Jeff I have never needed a girlfriend more than right now. i failed my driving test. i stopped too late at a stop sign and i didn't use my emergency brake on uphill parking. i didn't even know my van had an emergency brake until after :\ he also said i was speeding one time when i was going 65 in a 60 zone going downhill. I guess that's how it works but still it was annoying. i got back 3 exams today. I got 70% on calc. that is absoluletly terrible. I got 74% on algebra. The Alegebra exam was so freaking easy and i got 74. I got 80% on English. my mark in english was like a 90, and lots of people got like 95 and 92 on this thing and i got 80. Tommorow i get back physics chem and computers. all of those marks i have no idea about, i could have gotten 50 or like 100 in them i have no idea, judging from today i will manage to get 40% somehow. i need a girlfriend :(
NEWS -February 2nd by Jeff here is something from the news! that's the saddest story ever. in other news i'm in the best shape ever! i used to think i was in really good shape already, but now my arms are getting strong too so yay! i can't wait till frisbee/track season starts. school starts tommorow, i'm kinda looking forward to it... and soccer tommorow always looking forward to that. and how will i get to soccer? I will drive! why don't people find that strong bad e-mail thing as funny as i do? i don't get it! TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR i threw in a new pickup line in my yesterday post haha it's great! I'm trying to think of how to do a comment section so you guys can click "comment!" and make a quick comment, any ideas? Cause i can't use like php or something like that.. any other ideas? Here is what I need: I want to be able to hit a button and it will send an e-mail to someone, how do i do this, anyone?
UPDATE! - February 1st by Jeff Jeff: (1:15 AM) what can i put in my newest update to my website Now I have to make up pickup lines! I have one that i can't put up cause i plan to use on people cause i love it, i've told a few people.. but here's some others! Roadrunner: (1:18 AM) How about, "If you were a laser, you'd be set on
stunning." NOW SOME FROM ME - hey baby would you like to exchange internet related screen names and or e-mail? - my icq # is only 7 digits - yo babe i feel my heart shaking just looking at you.. oh sorry.. it's my phone, i gotta take this - hey nice shirt, you're largely abreast on the latest fashion - i don't have $14,000 - YOU ARE VERY HOT - i saw your picture I threw some inside jokes in there so yeah, either way it's comedy gold so melt it down and make a ring out of it! good day!
I love basketball! - February 1st by Jeff I GET MY LICENSE MONDAY that'll be sweet so i've been doing pushups for the last week and a half about, my daily night routine is pushups, take contacts out, another set of pushups, brush my teeth, and then another set of pushups. the first night i did about 15, 10, 7 pushups and i was like dead and hurting for a few days i felt so weak. then i picked it up a few days later and i did like 20, 15, 20. now i'm up to like 30, 20,20 or something like that. (ask me why i started to do pushups on icq or something it is a funny reason) HOWEVER, i did not realize this was going to make my basketball playing way better! my shot used to be so inconsistent cause my arm was so weak but now since it's substantially stronger (i think?) yesterday i played at armadale like i said but today i played in my mumba league and i scored my highest points yet, 17,(i average like 7 or something low like that) and i am playing in the all-star game next week which i have never made it too before! ever since i have gotten contacts i've been 10x more aggresive in sports, and now with some actual strength.. well i can't wait till frisbee season starts, cause lack of aggresive-ness was my biggest problem (it used to be in soccer too but it's fading a ton) dum de dum good times TWICE IN TWO DAYS - February 1st by Jeff i do not know how to spell February, first i had febuary and i was like that don't look like no month yo, so i almost just wrote Feb. instead, but then i put february because i was like "hey yes i do know how to spell February. Interesting tidbit I thought you would like to know. Tonight i went to krispy kreme doughnuts and was fascinated by the world of ... well... krispy kreme doughnuts. It was 11 pm, we walk in and the first thing you see is this long assembly line machine making like 100 doughnuts in like 5 minutes. The doughnuts would follow this little line and there was this spray of glaze that shoots down constantly, like a waterfall, which the doughnuts would go under and be glazed, it was nuts! Then we walk up to the counter and they hand each one of us a free doughnut. Why? I have no idea!! The store was FILLED with doughnuts though, and it was 11pm! why do they need to make 500 doughnuts at 11 pm?? we buy a dozen and they just hand us 2 boxes already, there were like a dozen boxes of a dozen doughnuts just sitting there! at tim hortons at 11 in markham you come in and there's like a few doughnuts left, if that, to choose from. Krispy Kreme at 11 you have fresh doughnuts coming in a dozen a minute at 11! I WAS FLABERGASTED anyways so then we went and got bubble tea cantaloupe tastes pretty good I KNOW I CAN TALK ABOUT MY FAVOURITE BUBBLE TEA FLAVOURS FOR MY UPDATE!!!!1 TORA - Tora is good but i always call it taro and now that i thinka bout it right now is it tora or taro halp?1/1/? anyways apparently it's really a yamlike substance but it tastes darn good so whatev yo G. this was the first bubble tea i triedd and i tried this flavour because i asked the lady at the counter what type of bubble tea white people like and she said tora. Or taro. BANANA- I love banana flavoured drinks. Ever since that banana flavoured antibiotic when you were a kid i have always loved banana drinks. milkshakes or bubble tea either way mm mm good that's about it those are my favourite so that was a fun little update if i do say so myself and i do. I have like 10 doughnuts downstairs right now because lee forgot to take his, and dan didn't want anymore cause he was feeling sick so he gave me his, so if anyone wants a doughnut give me a ding'l and have one chummmmmmmmmmp i played basketball today and i actually did okay so that was cool, i think i wentlike 10 for 12 shooting and that's not too shabby. and i have basketball at 11 this morning (cause i am writing at like 2am cause i are idiot) i need everyone to send me more music songs that they listen to cause i am running out of good songs to listen to. it turns out i like like love song junk like lifehouse and junk like that not like rock and roll boring stuff, and i absolutely detest screaming bands they are nauseating to me. it turns out i like singing and i don't think i sound terrible singing either and i don't find screaming singing, seems like people who have good stage presence but bad singing going into singing instead of acting or something! However I don't listen to it or understand it so i am no doubt wrong. If you didn't notice i had many links on my post for E-MAILING ME I WANT E-MAIL JERKS E-MAIL ME, about ideas, comments, requests, bubble tea flavours, frisbee tips(haha YOU HAVE TIPS FOR ME? ROFL?!?), music songs, yeah! BACK - January 31st by Jeff So I might just start doing my website for a week or so again, i was bored and i started reading some of my old stuff and i found it kinda funny and stuff so whatevs yo. I archived it at the bottom, so just click old news and you'll get all my old stuff. Anyways maybe I will start by summing up my last while! exams just finished yay, i got nothing to say about them. i'm almost EXHAUSTED talking to certain people and i need a break and stuff, but i can't go into depth about this here in case they read my website (my website rocks after all so who wouldn't) THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER (SECOND TO MINE) www.homestarrunner.com i got this from dan so maybe he is good for something. There is this section called e-mail strong bad, it is HILARIOUS, the rest of the website is pretty funny too but this part is great. here are some specifically hilarious parts: Dragon such funny. A frisbee game is in the works against BA, that'll be pretty cool i hope if it works out, just a general challenge against their team whom we shall slaughter muha! My soccer team is cleaning up, we used to suck like a suckfull fox but now we are amazing and we beat the best team 2-1, the team with the best record 5-1, and some loser team 6-2 in our last 3 games. I haven't gotten many goals but many assists(4 last game) so it's okay. However my basketball team sucks a lot, but apparently i get to go to play in the all-star game i think maybe so yay that will be cool. i have started to flirt with girls and it is fun. i have flirted with a few soccer players, like 3, while playing, it's entertaining. (GET ME WHILE YOU CAN, LADIES) i think it's easier to flirt with girls who have boyfriends. i can't really think of anything else to say, and this has been more of an informative post then a humorous one so oh well. SOMEONE TELL ME SOMETHING FUNNY TO WRITE ABOUT OKOKOK?
WHAT?!??!?!?!? - January 21st by Jeff I HAVE JUST RECEIVED AN E-MAIL OF MANDATORY IMPORTANCE: IT SAID THIS: I just surfed over from Google and found Jeff's "Amazing" Website anything but. Frankly, I couldn't get beyond the pink background, purple text, and rose flourishes. My GOD man, you need some serious help! Back to surfing, to find something genuinely humorous and amazing ..... Yours, Spanky McWanker RESPONSE E-MAIL Anyways um hello welcome to my website, how did you find it on google i do not remember putting it on google! However i am deeply offended i have not pleased everyone in the universe with my website that.. is jokes about, and for, my friends! Please forgive me for forcing you to go to my website, thank you for your prectious time. Yours, Jeff of JEFF AMAZING WEBSITE OLD NEWS (FUNNY STUFF READ IT) |
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