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 The Random Yu Yu Hakusho and Yu-Gi-Oh Chat Show
Title: The Random Yu Yu Hakusho and Yu-Gi-Oh Chat Show
By Chibi Ucchan
Konnichiwa! I decided to write this when a picture of Hiei eating sugar,
Yusuke snatched it away from Hiei, and then Hiei started putting this cute
puppy dog face on and then got hyper suddenly popped up into my mind. Crazy
and random, ne? Oh yeah, this will only have Yusuke, Keiko, Botan, Hiei,
Kurama, Kuwabara, and Koenma since I've only seen the first 8 eps of YYH
Disclaimer: If Yu-Gi-Oh and Yu Yu Hakusho belonged to me, I would be damn
rich, and snuggling up against Yami, Hiei, and Chibi Bakura right now! And I
wouldn't hafta go around looking on the internet for the MP3 of the YYH
opening! So, no, they don't belong to me.
Quotes of the fic:
Tsuyoshi: *Playing a fighting game with Hayama*
Hayama: *Playing against Tsuyoshi, when suddenly the Barrucha thing starts
vibrating, making Hayama vibrate along with it, making him randomly press the
buttons on the controller, making his character kill off Tsuyoshi's with one
hit*
Tsuyoshi: Wow! That's a cool technique! Can you teach me it?
Hayama: It's... n-not a technique...*still vibrating*
~Tsuyoshi (I forgot his full name) and Akito Hayama, Kodomo no Omocha
You do realize that the quotes above come from the anime I stole from Yugi's
soul room, don't you? (read Exploring the Soul Rooms with Chibi Ucchan and
Chibi Jubei)
<HR>
*before the show starts*
Chibi Ucchan: *Happily munching on Sour Cream and Onion chips* I can't
believe it! I have my own show with the YYH and YGO gang!
Director: Show's gonna start in a few seconds!
Chibi Ucchan: Gah! *Runs over to the set and sits down*
*Show starts*
Chibi Ucchan: WELCOME TO THE RANDOM YU YU HAKUSHO AND YU-GI-OH SHOW!!! And
thanks to AUTHOR NO PAWAA (Translates to Author Power) (echoes) the YYH and
YGO chara's will be here!
Yami: GENKI NO SHAWAA! (Energy Shower) ^_^
Chibi Ucchan: What does the YGO: DM opening theme have to do with author
power? -_-
Yami: Uh... It rhymes! ^_^
Chibi Ucchan: Yeah, sure -_-
Hiei: *Suddenly runs by scarfing down a huge bag of sugar* You'll never catch
me! BWAHAHAHA ^_^
Yusuke: *Runs after Hiei* Gimme the bag of sugar right now before I beat the
crap outta you!
Chibi Ucchan: *Blinks* What was that all about?
Yami: Dunno...
Yugi: Can I have a teddy?
Yami: No evil teddies for you! Bwahaha!
Yugi: Whyyyyyyyy?
Yami: Because they're evil!
Yugi: Whyyyyyyy?
Yami: Just cuz!
Yugi: Whyyyyyy?
Yami: AH! STOP IT WITH THE WHYS!!!
Yugi: *very innocently* Whyyyyyyyyy?
Yami: *runs around going crazy*
Yugi: So can I have a teddy now?
Miho: Yugi, aren't you a little old to play with teddies?
Yugi: Nope, not at all.
Honda: MIHO-CHAN! My beautiful goddess! My love! *Goes all heart eyed*
Jounouchi: He is the most pathetic master cleaner I've ever seen...
Anzu: He's the ONLY master cleaner you KNOW
Hiei: *Continues to run around the room and eating sugar at the same time*
Yusuke: *Continues chasing Hiei to get the bag of sugar for no appearent
reason*
Security Guard: Miss, we found this guy trying to sneak outta the show
*Roughly throws Kaiba onto the stage*
Chibi Ucchan: Thank you! Hehehe... Here's where the fun begins...
Seto: Eep! No! Stay away! Gah! Evil... too powerful... x.x
Chibi Ucchan: Tried to sneak off, eh? Well, it seems like some punishment is
in need... Mwahahaha *Starts typing randomly on the computer*
[I have a pet penguin named Seto Exterminator!]
[Seto gets run over by a car]
[Kaiba corps. gets run over by Kuwabara's pet cat Eikichi]
[I wanna eat grilled Seto steak with BBQ sauce]
Chibi Ucchan: *Stops typing* Damn, outta ideas!
Seto: Yes! Thank kami!!!
Chibi Ucchan: Oh wait...
Seto: Oh no...
Chibi Ucchan: I have a present for you Seto-chan! *smiles a little TOO
sweetly and hands him a box with a ribbon on it*
Seto: Oooh! I love presents! *Grabs the box and opens it*
(A cute little black penguin wearing a funny looking shirt with the words
"Seto Exterminator" written in something that looked strangely like blood...)
Seto: AAAHHH!!! Penguin! *Cowers away, he is so scared that he doesn't notice
Hiei and Yusuke running blindly in his direction*
Hiei: *Tramples Seto while eating sugar and still running around*
Yusuke: *Tramples Seto and chases after Hiei*
Kurama: *Is standing on the pancake Kaiba* Now where did those 2 run off to?
Kuwabara: *Also standing on the pancake Kaiba* I can't see Yusuke or Hiei
anywhere
Botan: *Is standing on pancake a la Kaiba and steps on him a few times cuz it
feels squishy when you step on him*
Koenma: *In his toddler form* Ooh! Squishy carpet! *Starts bouncing up and
down on carpet Kaiba*
Keiko: *Standing on carpet Kaiba and looks down at him*
Seto: Help... me...
Keiko: Chibi Ucchan, you have a pretty funny looking and squishy carpet!
Chibi Ucchan: Why thank you!
(Everyone who was stepping on Kaiba walks away in some unknown direction
looking for the hyper Hiei and Yusuke)
Seto: *Sits up, as flat as a pancake, with shoe prints all over his body*
(Seto somehow reverts to his normal self)
Seto Exterminator: *Walks a step toward Seto*
Seto: GET THE PENGUIN AWAY FROM ME!
Hiei: *Runs by still eating bags of sugar*
Seto: *Is in desperate need of a weapon, so he grabs the closest thing
nearest him, which happens to be Hiei's bag of sugar*
Hiei: *Stops when he notices that Kaiba took his bag of sugar*
Seto: DIE PENGUIN DIE! *Throws the bag of sugar at Seto Exterminator, but
unfortunatly for Seto, it has no effect on him*
Hiei: *Stares at the once good and edible sugar on the floor with big teary
eyes*
Yusuke: *Stops to see what happened* Ooh... Is he gonna get it from Hiei...
Yugi: *Holding a teddy bear* What's going on?
(The other YYH charas make it to the scene)
Hiei: *Eyes go wide and he gives Kaiba a death glare* YOU BETTER HAVE A DEATH
WISH YOU BASTARD!!! *Draws his katana*
Botan: *Covers Yugi's eyes with her hands* This is not suitable for small
children...
Hiei: *Uses his katana to slice Kaiba into a bloody mess*
Chibi Ucchan: Ooh. *Winces* He had that coming!
Kaiba: Itai... x.x
Next Day...
Seto Kaiba: *Is lying in the hospital bed wrapped up like a mummy* Ohhhh... I
hurt all over...
Doctor: This might hurt a little, so hold in the pain. I'm surprised you even
survived that! We had to stitch your body parts together! *Whacks Kaiba with
a 2 ton mallet*
Seto: ITAIIIII!!! *Faints from loss of blood and pain*
Doctor: *Goes outside*
Chibi Ucchan: *Pays the doctor a dollar* Nice doing business with ya!
Doctor: Same here!
THE END! That was it! How do you like it? PLEASE SEND ME A REVIEW!!! FLAME ME
FOR ALL I CARE!!! What will become of Seto Kaiba? Will Hiei ever forgive
Kaiba and find another bag of sugar? Will Yusuke ever have a reason to chase
Hiei around for the sugar? Will this insanity ever end? And the answer is no!
^_^ See ya on the next ep of The Random Yu Yu Hakusho and Yu-Gi-Oh Chat Show!
That is if you want it.
~Chibi Ucchan ^.^~
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