[monkeys]. monkeys are funny. yes.

"So You Want to Learn Japanese..." A Japanese-major's lighthearted jab at the language he loves.

(". . . So you head down to the library, pick up some books with titles like 'How To Teach Yourself Japanes In Just 5 Seconds A Day While Driving Your Car To And From The Post Office' and 'Japanese For Complete And Total, Utter Fools Who S hould Never Procreate' Hey, you already know a few words from your manga collection/girlfriend/anime. . . . ")

[mr. crowley]. a remarkable comprehensive list of the pseudonyms used by Aleister Crowley.