PHONY-TOGRAPHY
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The fotos below have been adjusted, doctored, changed, altered, customized, played with, and otherwise, destroyed by yours truly (that's me).
My lawyer has already looked them over and said two things:
{1}-There isn't anything here which could be leveraged into a suit.
{2}-There is a small cottage for sale, in Bolivia, right next to his, which I might find useful in an emergency.
Our premiere showing, is a re-made poster of that fine film "BRAVEFART". Sitting in for Mel Gibson is Laura's dad, Milton. In the film, his wife, Donna, actually had a small cameo part: she played a 'small cameo'. (The shot lasts about two-tenths of a second. She only got paid $40,000.00)
Next, is Donna once again, in one of her oldest favourite photos. On his one and only performance in Toronto, Donna managed to corner Elvis at a record signing promotion. She snuck up to his hotel room disguised as a lumberjack. How this apparently worked is beyond the scope of this author. The look on Elvis's face clearly shows his appreciation of fandom.
Luckily, this photo was taken before Barbara found out who REALLY was hugging her. She is notably far-sighted and had thought it was PeeWee Herman.
A phenominal effort involving talent and skill played a part in putting the picture of Milton's father, James McBride, in this lovely photo of the inside of Marilyn's apartment. Milton was there, in person, masquerading as the pool boy.
This (thankfully) was an unusual moment, where Milt "the Plunger" McBride was spotted on the back courts of the WhiteRock projects, where he a a few other "pros" were stretching their ham-strings, and were the subject of an amateur's camera. True to form, Milt lost the ball, and consequently the game, in order to pose for the photographer. An astute observer of his face in this photo will notice him trying hard to remember where his "best side" was.
This first series of phony pics ends with a group shot of Donna McBride and her not-as-pretty sisters. Donna has always been the envie of her siblings
....she's the one....ah.........second to....no...........right of......maybe............
It is indeed the rare occasion to have the heart-warming opportunity to be photographed with one's hero.
Here, your webmaster (no where near a 'MASTER') sips a Cappuccino 'con panna' in the star's quarters.
More...soon!
....she's the one....ah.........second to....no...........right of......maybe............
Here, your webmaster (no where near a 'MASTER') sips a Cappuccino 'con panna' in the star's quarters.