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1. angrezi v/s english!! (Wed Apr 28 11:59:50 2004)
2. To: TechNICAL Support (Thu Mar 25 03:12:40 2004)
3. Stupid Questions (Thu Mar 25 03:09:02 2004)
4. Management Lessons (Thu Mar 25 03:06:51 2004)
5. some bad jokes (Thu Mar 25 02:54:12 2004)
6. laugh ur heads out!!! (Tue Mar 2 10:19:11 2004)
7. how can a student get passed (Fri Nov 21 12:56:44 2003)
8. happy belated engineer's day (Thu Nov 13 04:02:26 2003)
9. HAIR CUT (Sat Nov 1 06:13:45 2003)
10. defination of a consultant (Mon Oct 20 09:44:19 2003)
11. husband shopping center (Fri Oct 17 06:17:27 2003)
12. nice (Fri Oct 17 06:10:59 2003)
13. indians r grrrrrrrrrrr8 (Fri Oct 17 06:08:31 2003)
14. facts about bill gates (Fri Oct 17 06:05:11 2003)
15. fwd: punjab airways (Wed Sep 17 00:16:50 2003)
16. fwd: management lessons (Wed Aug 27 02:53:53 2003)
17. fwd: comprehending engineers!! (Sun Aug 3 02:29:53 2003)
18. fwd: laloo ji and microsoft (Sun Aug 3 02:25:57 2003)
19. RIDIKULUS!!!!! (Fri Jul 25 20:22:10 2003)
20. Fwd: racist, sexist, stereotypist, everything, but still funny (Fri Jun 27 20:35:00 2003)
21. RAMayana (Fri Jun 27 19:03:14 2003)
22. funny !! (Wed Jun 25 06:20:49 2003)
23. physics redifined... (Mon Jun 23 03:57:04 2003)
24. Women who read.. (Sun Jun 22 18:55:22 2003)
25. circus act (Thu May 22 06:10:24 2003)
26. 2 paki jokes (Thu May 8 14:31:28 2003)
27. definitions (Wed May 7 02:29:07 2003)
28. Math may cause problems!!! (Sat May 3 21:55:50 2003)
29. american president (Sun Apr 20 20:32:38 2003)
30. hey just luck............... (Fri Apr 4 20:15:32 2003)
31. julie sulie (Fri Apr 4 02:20:35 2003)
32. The Great Wall (Thu Mar 27 17:20:09 2003)
33. bechare pakistanis (Thu Mar 27 08:40:37 2003)
34. THE RELATIONS (Thu Mar 27 05:40:45 2003)
35. Story...interesting! (Thu Mar 6 21:30:56 2003)
36. Cruise Ship (Thu Mar 6 21:25:33 2003)
37. jokes....wat else??!!!!! (Thu Feb 27 21:26:13 2003)
38. can never beat a punjabii!!!! (Sat Feb 22 22:59:42 2003)
39. A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh (Fri Feb 21 11:02:41 2003)
40. fwd: joke on beer (Thu Feb 20 02:57:38 2003)
41. fwd: joke (Thu Feb 20 02:56:17 2003)
42. fwd: joke (Thu Feb 20 02:54:36 2003)
43. rules for women (Tue Feb 18 17:36:39 2003)
44. fwd: his and her diary (Mon Feb 17 12:48:41 2003)
45. GANESHA (Mon Jan 6 21:26:46 2003)
46. mahabharata joke (Wed Jan 1 00:07:11 2003)
47. i hope non of have a life like that (Fri Dec 20 00:56:18 2002)
48. THE MAN CODE (Fri Dec 20 00:47:32 2002)
49. hmmm.. (Sun Dec 15 08:33:17 2002)
angrezi v/s english!! (Wed Apr 28 11:59:50 2004)
Anumeha Modi (anuchunu@hotmail.com)
pls read and enjoy

A English School master from a remote rural area in Bihar was
transferred
to
a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after actual date
of
joining. Consequently was asked for an explanation in writing. Here he
goes..

Deer Sur,
This is my first vijit to Bombai. If small small mistakes get inside my
letter, I ask for pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your
school
more fastly, but for the following reason, too much time lost in
getting
slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to
give
ticket, to I and my sun. I put complaint on station master. He said I
to go
to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long
time
and at last with great difficulty she gave birth to my sun. Anyway I
thanked
the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my
sun.
I
hope u will see my hole story and late me first time I am now ending
this
fastly.
May God blast you! Thank you